This Too Shall Pass

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

I neeeeeeeeed to put my silly guys in more situations, I have to tear them to pieces like a cheap dog toy nowwwwwwww

daily reminder that they

theyre so fuckin hot yall

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

why's youtube recommending me this gay shit

oh. carry on then

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*

Artist: Artem Demura

has this been done yet

Never judge at first sight...

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

im gonna be honest kitten daddy's about to kill you

writer friendship is your buddy making a fucked up asshole criminal character and you decide they’re your special little teddy bear guy now. while your friend hits you with a newspaper reminding you that character would shoot you for a corn chip. and then vice versa next time it’s your turn to make somebody fucked up