you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

Elementary school in the early 2000s

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

@small-fairy-child this is @therobedsloth coded 🤣🤣

Thanks to @bluewolven for tagging me.

Tag you’re it @the-real-housewives-of-waterdeep @nothinggathers @malware-wolf @tartrazeen @reverenze @bitethedevil @duckbrain

**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping

Finally some good shit for the boys!!!

Excellent. Something I can wear over my body armor when going into the city. Now no one will be the wiser.

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I NEED IT

Amazing hoodie 100% recommend

Lmao this hoodie is a fucking need

If you can only tolerate the beach for 2 hours you don't even deserve her

TRAILER FOR TARSIER'S NEW GAME REANIMAL!!

some more info about reanimal

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

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Ok friends, listen up. We all do it. Every year we wait 9 months for fall. We daydream of long walks in crunching leaves, hot chocolate, warm sweaters and orange sunsets bringing a chill to the air. And every year the season flies by and we miss it. By reposting this, you promise to take the time to treat yourself to the magic that is autumn. Make it happen. Because life is short.

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My sweet kitty, Twisted Sister, aka Sister, needs to have a surgery this week to have her left eye removed due to an infection and a perforated ulcer. I have more information on her and the situation posted on my crowdfunding campaign on Waggle. Please please please share this link and donate if you can so my baby can have the surgery she needs to have the highest quality of life. Thank you 💖