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                      Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus.

hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.

x: “And if I grow to be half the man that you are, Clara Oswald, I shall be happy indeed”.

“We’re confusing the polarity!”

Favourite Book and/or Movie Couples; Ron and Hermione [Harry Potter Series by J.K.Rowling]

“There was a clatter as the basilisk fans cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet. “Is this the moment?” Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. “OI! There’s a war going on here!” Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other. “I know, mate,” said Ron… “so it’s now or never, isn’t it?”

- J.K.Rowling [Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

Newt Scamander in 1920s New York.