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@sluttywoozi / sluttywoozi.tumblr.com

Emily | 25 | she/her | 18+ MDNI | Masterlist | Guidelines | I block blank and ageless blogs!
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Buy A Boyfriend (Complete)

Being a professional boyfriend on SVTHub is great - all Vernon has to do is respond to a few texts, send out a couple selfies, do a stream every now and then, and he makes enough to cover tuition. Things get a little tricky when he finds himself wishing he actually was your boyfriend.

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~16.5k

Vernon's got a crush on his tutor, and everything gets harder when you start wearing thigh high socks. Everything.

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~4.0k

Vernon's learned that you like him rough.

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~0.6k

Bloodhound (ongoing)

All Vernon wants is some blood and a friend, and he thought he'd found both in you. Unfortunately, you smell like ambrosia and look like a goddess, and Vernon is down so astronomically bad.

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~7.3k

Kinktober Day 27 - Degradation kink with Vernon

Rating: M (18+) | WC: 411

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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Bloodhound Pt. I | chs x reader

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~4.5k | Pairing: chs x reader | Genre: romance, supernatural au

Life as a vampire isn't the easiest for Vernon, friend-wise or feeding-wise. He's ready to find a solution, and he thinks it just might be you.

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Anonymous asked:

Hello I hope you're having a fabulous day ✨

I was wondering if you could do a soft headcanon for Vernon 👀

I really love your writing!

Hi, I am, thank you! I hope you are too!!

special thanks to @fuckvernon for the boyfie pics

  • soft vernon is so comfortable yet somehow so shy around you
  • still jumps when you first touch him but then immediately melts into you
  • makes you mixtapes, even switched to your music streaming service so he could share them with you
  • loves taking you to museums just to walk around and hold hands and stand close to each other
  • doesn't really see the point in taking pictures of himself but he loves taking them of you
  • not even cute pics, like you'll be napping and drooling on the couch in a completely undignified position and he'll be like "aw *takes pic*"
  • his favorite topic of conversation is you, to the point where the guys have to put an embargo on you as a subject
  • doesn't always understand your emotions but he does respect them. when you cry, he feels the tears in his throat too. when you're mad, he feels the anger in his belly too. when you're happy, well, obvs he's ecstatic
  • wears something other than his iconic jeans/grey zipup hoodie/leather jacket/hat combo for your dates bc he loves you that much
  • actually plans really cute dates, in coffee shops and bookstores and botanical gardens. he doesn't really care where you go but you get so excited about every new place he takes you, he just can't stop
  • flat out stares when you speak, like no blinking no breathing, full focus on you
  • he's not big on pda but he does gravitate to you always. he could be wrapped up in a convo on the other side of the room and if you leave, he'll know
  • follows you around the house when he's bored, like a cute silent shadow
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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Summary: Vernon's got a crush on his tutor, and everything gets harder when you start wearing thigh high socks. Everything.

Rating: M (18+ MDNI) | Word Count: ~4.0k

Content Label: Mature

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helloooo I’m sure you’ve got tons of requests but could you do Vernon reacting to and getting flustered by the reader in thigh high socks? Maybe nsfw 👀👀👀👀👀

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Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~0.6k | Warnings: suggestive thoughts, not proofread

Vernon sits across from you on your bed, notes spread out around him and laptop resting on his knees. You haven’t been studying long, maybe twenty minutes, but Vernon just can’t focus. 

It’s not his fault though! How is he supposed to care about anaerobic respiration when you’re two feet away and dressed like this?

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Buy A Boyfriend Part 4

Summary: A night in the life of you, a stem genius, and your perfect boyfriend, Vernon. 

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~2800

Warnings: dry humping, wap reader, fingering, oral f rec., unprotected sex, breeding kink, cockwarming

Reader Notes: stem major, has a vagina and breasts, gets carried by vernon

Tags: pwp, slice of life, est. relationship, future thoughts

Vernon’s spinning in his chair, trying to figure out a way to kill time until you call, when he hears the knock. He’s not expecting anyone; his roommate is home for the weekend and their landlord doesn’t bother with them anymore. Maybe they just have the wrong place? 

The knock comes again, more urgently this time but still gentle and somehow… cute?

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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Buy A Boyfriend Part 4

Parts 1, 2, and 3

Summary: A night in the life of you, a stem genius, and your perfect boyfriend, Vernon. 

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~2.8k

Warnings: dry humping, wap reader, fingering, oral f rec., unprotected sex, breeding kink, cockwarming

Reader Notes: stem major, has a vagina and breasts, gets carried by vernon

Vernon’s spinning in his chair, trying to figure out a way to kill time until you call, when he hears the knock. He’s not expecting anyone; his roommate is home for the weekend and their landlord doesn’t bother with them anymore. Maybe they just have the wrong place? 

The knock comes again, more urgently this time but still gentle and somehow… cute?

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Buy A Boyfriend Pt. 2 || chs x reader

Summary: Direct continuation of Buy A Boyfriend! Part one here!

Content notes: suggestiveness, swearing, food mention, pda, im from florida so i'm allowed to roast it, continuing to push the sunscreen agenda lmk if u want recs, there's no sex again my bad, still gn reader, lmk if i missed anything!

Rating: T | Word Count: ~3k

Content Label: Mature

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