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Golden Hour | husband!joshua x reader

After a long day of surf and sun, Joshua somehow still has the energy to fuck you into the hotel mattress. Being in love (and obsessed) with his wife always pays off.

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~4.4k | Pairing: hjs x reader | Genre: smut

Part of the Husband Joshua series! Can be read as a standalone

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Reason For The Season

Your husband has been kissing you at the most random of times in the most random of places. You love it, of course, but you are a little confused.

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~3.9k | Pairing: Joshua x f!reader | Genre: romcom, smut

Technically within the husband!joshua universe but can be read as a standalone

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Kinktober Day 1: Breeding Kink + Joshua

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Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: 633

Pairing: Joshua x Reader | Genre: smut

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joshua x chubby!reader headcanons

  • loves to cook with you and for you, makes a shared pinterest board for recipes and a shared note for meal planning
  • obsessed with your ass and thighs and how perfect his big hands look on them
  • offers you massages all the time because a) he likes to make you feel good and b) it’s an excuse to oil you up and put those big hands all over you
  • his favorite place to rest his head is on your tummy. you’re so soft and cushy and warm and being close to you like that makes him feel safe
  • makes you your favorite breakfast drink every single morning, loves the little hum you do after the first sip and the way you snuggle into his side when he gets back in bed
  • loves loves loves when you sit on his face and smother him in you, would literally quit his job and become your forever chair if it wasnt so fiscally irresponsible
  • takes up knitting again, spends forever making a blanket for you so you can be as cozy as you make him feel
  • very proud and vocal about his position as your boyfriend. says “what are boyfriends for?” to every single favor you ask of him
  • loves to watch design shows and plan out your future house
  • “oh babe you love baths too much for such a small tub. we need one big enough for both of us” “i wouldn’t put our bed across from the door like that, it throws off the whole flow” “how big should our kitchen be? we need to have enough room to entertain”
  • compliments you at every turn, gets exceedingly creative and poetic throughout the day, is writing sonnets about you by nighttime
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Anonymous asked:

congrats on 4k!!! it is very well deserved & i hope u reach another huge milestone 🫶🏾 for sleepover week i would just like to bring up husband joshua from sundress szn and ask what was their honeymoon like 👀

thank you so so much! omg husband joshua i'm beyond excited to visit him again

Rating: M (18+) | WC: ~1.1k

Warnings: cockwarming, unprotected sex, marriage kink, petnames (honey, baby, wife, good girl), creampie

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Idk if you’re still taking 4k request thingies but could you do smt for Joshua the way u did for that soft wonwoo headcanon one?? I hope that makes sense 😔💕

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i am and i would love to!!

  • soft joshua always has dinner ready for you when you get home from work, complete with a fancy drink pairing (whether alcoholic or not)
  • total acts of service guy - need an oil change? no you don’t he did it himself last week. forgot oat milk at the grocery store? it’s in the fridge, babe. need a besties night out? he’s your dd, and he’s already got your playlists lined up.
  • learned to craft an actual facts charm bracelet for you and adds a new handmade charm every anniversary
  • adds three steps to his nighttime routine so it matches yours and he can get ready for bed with you
  • learns your fav song on guitar and serenades you whenever you have a bad day. somehow it always morphs into sunday morning.
  • texts you back asap, even as five hundred other messages sit in his unread box
  • takes longer in the shower than you but comes out smelling like a king and looking like an angel so you don’t care
  • loves to host dinner parties with you and all of your friends, always makes a custom cocktail inspired by you and, without fail, it’s luscious looking and delicious, just like you
  • occasionally comes home soaking wet from the rain even though you sent him off with an umbrella just bc he wanted to feel the rain on his skin. lets you bundle him up and blow dry his hair and warm his big hands up in between yours
  • entrusts his 3 children (tamagotchi) to you when he has to go away and when he comes home to them in full health and happiness, he truly considers dropping to one knee right then and there
  • gets really interested in nail art and begs you to let him practice on you. his fingers are a bit too thick for such precise motions but it lets him hold your hands for an extended period of time so he’s happy
  • loves to give massages - he’ll massage your hands while you’re waiting in line in the grocery store, work your shoulders the second you lean into him, and don’t let him get those hands on your scalp unless you want to be asleep for the next four days
  • lives for his post-dinner walks with you. you talk about the day you had and the day you’d like to have tomorrow, and he always wants to know three things you’re grateful for. he pouts if one of those things isn’t him
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Sundress Szn | husband!josh x fem!reader

Summary: Husband!Joshua can't get enough of you in your sundress.

Rating: M (18+ MDNI) | Word Count: ~1.9k

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Anonymous asked:

Dude, a friend send me your Joshua sleepover fic 🔥😻🧡 and holyfuck it's just so good! I love it! It's not a request, but I wish you could write a continuation... What about the next morning? Ahdjdkajwk omg yeeeesssss josh and morning sex 🤤 Anyway, thank you! you're writing is really good

the fic in question: Beautiful Day, Sunday Morning

omg thank you for enjoying it and thank your friend for sharing it!!! i may do a more in depth continuation with smut in a month or two but i've gotta focus on my wips before i start anything new so here's a lil peek into the next morning 💖💖💖

Joshua’s just gotten to the first chorus of Sunday Morning when you start to stir. Your hand blindly smacks the pillow next to your head, as if you’re trying to shut off an alarm, and Joshua grins evilly to himself at his place by your stomach. 

He’d shuffled down the bed just before starting to sing, knowing you’d try to shut him up, and the few extra seconds he gained before your eyes opened and landed on him were worth it. 

They roll first, then gaze at him fondly as your hand slides over the duvet, through his hair, and over his mouth. 

He keeps singing against your hand, licks your palm when you press harder, and bursts out laughing when you cringe and wipe the dampness off on his bare shoulder. 

“What’s wrong, baby?” Joshua smirks, “You seemed to like my tongue well enough last night.”

You roll your eyes again, “Yeah, Joshie, that was when you were putting it to good use, not using it to awaken me from a lovely dream.”

“Oooh a lovely dream, you say? Was I in it, perchance?” Joshua asks, confident smugness clear in his voice.

You smile softly at him, pet his shoulder, and say, “No,” before withdrawing from him and starting to climb out of bed. 

Joshua doesn’t let you get that far, latching his arm around your waist and dragging you under his body to hover over you. You look up at him placidly, innocently, and wait. 

“What was so lovely about it, then?” he asks in a low whisper, leaning down to press kisses to the soft skin of your neck and shoulder.

You hum, and Joshua can feel the vibrations on his lips, enticing him to follow the sound lower and lower, his hands inching up your (his) shirt. 

“I was alone in bed and nobody was singing Sunday Morning, it was glorious,” you answer with a deep sigh.

Joshua laughs, but suddenly he’s scared, scared he actually did annoy you with his singing, scared you feel you’ve made a mistake, scared you do want to be alone in your bed right now. 

“You’re not serious, right?” Joshua confirms tentatively, fearing the answer. 

“No, Joshua, of course I’m not serious,” you look at him with a furrowed brow, concern in your eyes. 

All the breath trapped in his lungs exits in a woosh, and he lets his elbows buckle and his body collapse onto yours, resting his face between your breasts. 

Joshua lifts enough to say, “Thank God, because I already bought monogrammed couples pajamas and they’re nonrefundable.”

You laugh, ask him, “Did you get robes too?” and, offended, he answers, “Of course I did, I’m not a peasant. They’ll be here next week.”

And mayhap he got another set too, with your first two initials and his last, but you don’t need to know that. Yet. 

No, all you need to know is that he’s already planning your next sleepover, planning what to cook with you and what wine to bring over, planning what exactly he’ll be doing to you for the rest of the night, and the morning, if you’re up for it. 

Speaking of, “Would you mind if I put my tongue to good use again right now?” Joshua asks suavely.

You think for a second, your eyes narrowed as you go over logistics in your head.

“Shower first?”

“What if we do it in the shower?”

“Your mind is so powerful, Joshie.” 

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Anonymous asked:

hello, I came running once I saw you were taking requests 😌 I just feel like joshua would be so extremely Down Bad for his partner. like even when they're YEARS into like, marriage - if they're going to a party and his partner is dressed up? man's weak in the knees istg 🥺

I love your style of writing so I would honestly be v v happy if you wrote this 😊❤️

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: ~1.3k

Warnings: alcohol mention, horny and in love husband!joshua; swearing; kissing; dirty thoughts; spanking mention

Reader Notes: no specified pronouns or gendered terms; wears a dress, makeup, heels, lingerie; has breasts and a vagina

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Beautiful Day, Sunday Morning | sleepover fic #3

special thanks to my bestie @sluttywonwoo for this gorgeous banner!

Pairing: Joshua x fem!reader

Prompt: okay so sleeping it off didn't work. let me consult my list. hypnotism, no. meditation, certainly not. well something has to work because I simply cannot be in love with them + friends to lovers request

Rating: M (MINORS DNI I’LL SCREAM SO LOUD AND BLOCK YOU)

Word Count: ~7000 (im not well)

Warnings: food cooking and eating, alcohol drinking, hurt/comfort (just a tad its me lbr), presex communication, panty stuffing but not really (you’ll see), fingering, pussy eating, josh cums on you, joshua likes to look, mentions of marks/bruises, loving respectful manhandling, reader has a WAP, aftercare, none of these are in order, i wrote this for like 9 hours straight and haven’t edited it yet bc its four am soooooo sorry bout that, if i missed anything message or inbox me im nice i swear

half of this is just story with some suggestiveness, so if you're not into sex you can still enjoy! it's p obvious when the smut starts

Joshua sighs, finding himself laying awake in bed for the third night in a row.

He’s seriously starting to feel like he’s going crazy, and the sleep deprivation surely isn’t helping, but there’s just no way. He absolutely refuses to accept this.

He’s tried everything he could think of.

Sleeping it off didn’t work, obviously. He meditated with Hao for hours on end, with no result. He let Soonyoung try to hypnotize him but all he got from that was a headache and a bruise on the cheek where the stopwatch swung into his face. 

Joshua won’t give up though, can’t give up, because this is life or death. Something has to work and Joshua is willing to try anything, well, almost anything, if it means what he fears will be proven false.

He simply cannot be in love with you. He just can’t. 

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(i wish it were a) silent night

title: (i wish it were a) silent night pairing: hong jisoo x afab!gn!reader genre: fluff fluff fluff!!! smut so MINORS DNI!!! lil’ e2l moment // also it’s christmas wc: 3.04K summary: joshua hong is THE most annoying neighbor- but it’s Christmas, your apartment’s pipes burst, and you need somewhere to stay. warnings: none! a/n: requested by @hattorihaechan​ // did i write a christmas fic because i’m tired of 110 degree weather? yes. // also s/o to the loml @pepperonidk​ for the title what would i do without you // josh says something a boy once said to me and the first person to figure it out gets a 34 cent venmo from me

Joshua Hong is the THE most annoying neighbor of all time. He plays his guitar at midnight with the windows open (seriously, who DOES that?), has his stupid frat boy friends over at all hours of the day, and blasts Bazzi at 6AM (does this man NEVER sleep?).

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IM SCREAMINGGFFGGGGGGGG

I LOVE CHRISTMAS FICS I LOVE JOSHUA HONG I LOVE YOU

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