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Em 💖🍉

@sluttywoozi / sluttywoozi.tumblr.com

Emily | 25 | she/her | 18+ MDNI | Masterlist | Guidelines | I block blank and ageless blogs!
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Anonymous asked:

The soft headcannons are making my heart flutter! Could you maybe, pretty please do Dino as well🥹

thank you hehe i would love to!

  • soft chan fully thinks you walk on water
  • you can do no wrong in his eyes, even when you eat his fav ramen and drink his top shelf whiskey
  • he’s still lowkey astounded you want to be with him and he gets so happy sometimes that he doesn’t know what to do with himself
  • gets ready for every date like it’s the first, like cologne, seungkwan on the phone to pick an outfit, the whole shebang
  • loves words of affirmation, giving and getting
  • praises you all the time (“babe, you look so pretty in that color,” “baby, you did that really well!” “babe this food is so good, you’re like a chef!”)
  • still gets shy with you, blushes and smiles that one smile every time you compliment him
  • calls you every single time he goes out with the guys bc as soon as he gets a drop of liquor in him it’s all y/n this and y/n that
  • dances to pass the time, you’ll walk past the kitchen and see him grooving in front of the microwave or it’ll be sunday clean day and you’ll catch him dancing with the vacuum
  • very hands on, always snuggling up to you and coming up behind you and swaying with you in his arms
  • knows the guys flirt with you just to bother him but he lets himself be bothered even though you don’t respond in the slightest
  • begs to teach you ballroom dance, partly to prepare for your first dance as a married couple and partly because he just likes to be close to you
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Anonymous asked:

Heyy :) I adore your soft headcanons for seventeen 🙈 can you do one for sungcheol please 🥺

hii thank you sm i would love to!!

  • soft seungcheol lovesss taking care of you
  • like he considers it a hobby and a lifestyle
  • want a mani? he’s going with u and it’s on him. need a massage? he’s already got the lavender eucalyptus oil out babe. wanna go shopping? here’s the black card, sweetheart, his arms are ready for bags
  • comes home from sparring all sweaty and hugs you immediately just so he has an excuse to pull you into the shower with him
  • you pretend you don’t like it but you both know you do
  • knows you’re not ready for him to propose so he keeps buying you diamonds in forms other than rings
  • thinks he’s being slick but he’s not
  • expects you to be with him for every single birthday, pouts when you fall asleep just before midnight and miss the switchover once, literally never lets you forget it
  • not super into pda but he always likes to have a hand on you, whether it’s entwined in yours or resting on your back or slid into your back pocket a la tatbilb
  • but when he’s tipsy or drunk… he’s all over you: telling everyone you’re together; wrapping you up in his beefy arms; pulling you into his lap
  • loves watching you take care of the guys, seeing how well you know them and how you always seem to know how to help them or make them feel better
  • not great at cooking but boy does he try for you
  • even asks jeonghan to teach him some things and then when hannie gets too frustrated at his induction cooktop, he calls jun, mingyu, and dk one by one until one of them answers (dk)
  • keeps all of your important dates in his phone calendar - your birthday, the anniversary of your first date, the anniversary of when you officially got together, and the anniversary of when you moved in together
  • gets you multiple gifts for each of them
  • already calls himself your husband (and means it) and gets annoyed when you remind him he’s not
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Anonymous asked:

Ohh! Could you please do one of those headcanons for Mingyu as well?

  • soft mingyu goes out drinking with the guys and has a bit too much. they carry him home and the whole time, he's talking about you. where you are, what you're doing, what your job is, what you look like, how much he loves you. he legit won't shut up and by the time they deposit him at your door, they've heard enough to write his wedding vows for him
  • if he's taller than you, he intentionally puts things on the highest shelves so you can't reach them and you have to ask him to get them
  • if you're as tall/taller, he just hides them so you have to ask where they are
  • basically, he likes to be needed
  • we won't talk about how you know how to climb onto countertops just fine or that you know exactly where everything is and you just like to indulge him
  • craves validation and affection as much as he gives it, loves to be complimented as much as he loves to compliment you
  • none of his compliments or praises come with an ulterior motive though, they just come from his big juicy heart (and his tits)
  • actually likes to be the little spoon, he loves feeling you curled up behind him and your arm over him always makes him feel safe and secure
  • loves to cook for you, always trying new recipes and asking for your every thought (ahem)
  • whenever the guys are over he gets super touchy with you, not even in a territorial way, he just gets clingy bc he wants your attention
  • always wore the headbands and scrunchies you gave him and after he cut his hair, he put them all in a little box on his desk so he wouldn't lose them for when he grows it out again
  • texts you all the time, like every thought that crosses his mind, just bc he misses you and wants to share his day even if you can't be together
  • okay i hate to compare him to a dog but like
  • he lowkey needs to be taken to the park sometimes
  • like he has a lot of energy and he can't always get rid of it even with your help so you have to take him to the park or to the gym or something
  • and by take him i mean he doesn't want to go alone
  • whenever he's out or away and he sees something that makes him think of you, he has to capture it somehow. whether he takes a pic of it and texts it to you or buys it and brings it home, you have to see it
  • highkey is in love with you and wants everyone to know it, from matching phone cases to putting your last name in his insta handle
  • and when he proposes, you have a ring for him too
  • he cries (obviously)
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