@sluttylittlewaist / sluttylittlewaist.tumblr.com
so I recently had to quit my day job for mental health reasons, could do with a bit of extra money to keep up the little treat habit (having food)
I'm open to flexible/pay what you can pricing too, just drop me a message!
I specialize in D&D/fantasy character designer but I'm open to try pretty much everything!
also please share so more people see this 🥺
whateverr
as a plains bison, I believe you should be able to share holes, mounds, piles, and other topological features through the internet; it would make the experience much more enriching for myself and other ice-age megafauna like moose.
periodd
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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.
hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others
Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out
Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either
Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.
god the nepo babies you put on this earth to practice patronage are trying to do art themselves
I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
i feel like a funny thing no one talks about with ppl who wanna transition is like. yknow that feeling of “just sat on my balls weird and now i want to explode” this will happen w ur tits when u lay down sometimes. I would assume this also happens the other way around if you get phalloplasty
there exists a tgirl somewhere who layed down on her stomach and did a one hit KO fatality to both her junk and her boobs. God bless our brave troops
MESSAGE TO ALL WOMEN PLEASE SURVIVE!!!!!
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
