sluttyhenley reblogged
-You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look.
-I had a big breakfast.
#captain america: the winter soldier#catch me now i'm falling#this is captain america calling#my mom asked me if i had heard the kinks' captain america song#and i've listened to quite a bit of the kinks#but i feel like i would know if i'd heard a song about captain america#so i was like no?????#and i looked it up and realized it was actually catch me now i'm falling#and i said#if you had remembered that part of the song#i would have said yes#anyway#my mother accidentally gave me another song#about captain america#and it's so upsetting