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❝ ∂ιαnє • 89 ℓιnє • ℓoѕ αngєℓєѕ ❞ ✖ I'm a Super Junior fan. ✖ I cuss often and perv over kpop boys. ✖ I won't hesitate to speak my mind. I never have, I won't start now. ✖ Don't be offended about the things you read here. They weren't meant for you. This is my blog. // <![CDATA[ var colours=new Array("#b76db9", "#b76db9", "#b76db9", "#b76db9", "#ccc"); // colours for top, right, bottom and left borders and background of bubbles var bubbles=1000; // maximum number of bubbles on screen /**************************** * JavaScript Bubble Cursor * * (c) 2010 mf2fm web-design * * http://www.mf2fm.com/rv * * DON'T EDIT BELOW THIS BOX * ****************************/ var x=ox=400; var y=oy=300; var swide=800; var shigh=600; var sleft=sdown=0; var bubb=new Array(); var bubbx=new Array(); var bubby=new Array(); var bubbs=new Array(); window.onload=function() { if (document.getElementById) { var rats, div; for (var i=0; i<bubbles; i++) { rats=createDiv("3px", "3px"); rats.style.visibility="hidden"; div=createDiv("auto", "auto"); rats.appendChild(div); div=div.style; div.top="1px"; div.left="0px"; div.bottom="1px"; div.right="0px"; div.borderLeft="1px solid "+colours[3]; div.borderRight="1px solid "+colours[1]; div=createDiv("auto", "auto"); rats.appendChild(div); div=div.style; div.top="0px"; div.left="1px"; div.right="1px"; div.bottom="0px" div.borderTop="1px solid "+colours[0]; div.borderBottom="1px solid "+colours[2]; div=createDiv("auto", "auto"); rats.appendChild(div); div=div.style; div.left="1px"; div.right="1px"; div.bottom="1px"; div.top="1px"; div.backgroundColor=colours[4]; div.opacity=0.5; if (document.all) div.filter="alpha(opacity=50)"; document.body.appendChild(rats); bubb[i]=rats.style; } set_scroll(); set_width(); bubble(); }} function bubble() { var c; if (x!=ox || y!=oy) { ox=x; oy=y; for (c=0; c<bubbles; c++) if (!bubby[c]) { bubb[c].left=(bubbx[c]=x)+"px"; bubb[c].top=(bubby[c]=y)+"px"; bubb[c].width="3px"; bubb[c].height="3px" bubb[c].visibility="visible"; bubbs[c]=3; break; } } for (c=0; c<bubbles; c++) if (bubby[c]) update_bubb(c); setTimeout("bubble()", 40); } function update_bubb(i) { if (bubby[i]) { bubby[i]-=bubbs[i]/2+i%2; bubbx[i]+=(i%5-2)/5; if (bubby[i]>sdown && bubbx[i]>0) { if (Math.random()<bubbs[i]/shigh*2 && bubbs[i]++<8) { bubb[i].width=bubbs[i]+"px"; bubb[i].height=bubbs[i]+"px"; } bubb[i].top=bubby[i]+"px"; bubb[i].left=bubbx[i]+"px"; } else { bubb[i].visibility="hidden"; bubby[i]=0; return; } } } document.onmousemove=mouse; function mouse(e) { set_scroll(); y=(e)?e.pageY:event.y+sleft; x=(e)?e.pageX:event.x+sdown; } window.onresize=set_width; function set_width() { if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) { swide=document.documentElement.clientWidth; shigh=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } else if (typeof(self.innerHeight)=="number") { swide=self.innerWidth; shigh=self.innerHeight; } else if (document.body.clientWidth) { swide=document.body.clientWidth; shigh=document.body.clientHeight; } else { swide=800; shigh=600; } } window.onscroll=set_scroll; function set_scroll() { if (typeof(self.pageYOffset)=="number") { sdown=self.pageYOffset; sleft=self.pageXOffset; } else if (document.body.scrollTop || document.body.scrollLeft) { sdown=document.body.scrollTop; sleft=document.body.scrollLeft; } else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.documentElement.scrollLeft)) { sleft=document.documentElement.scrollLeft; sdown=document.documentElement.scrollTop; } else { sdown=0; sleft=0; } } function createDiv(height, width) { var div=document.createElement("div"); div.style.position="absolute"; div.style.height=height; div.style.width=width; div.style.overflow="hidden"; return (div); } // ]]> var sc_project=6904496; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a8d9841b";
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WHEN I GET A NEW STORY IDEA AND I HAVE A LIKE HUNDRED ALREADY

It’s just like:

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raggedick

this is one of those posts i scrolled through extra slowly to make it last longer because i never wanted it to end.

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story of my fucking life

Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
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dialupmodem

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH

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reblogthings

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW REBLOGS you people are making me feel so old and I’m really not even an adult yet.

we still have one of these in my house… it doesn’t get used, but we still have it.

do people really not remember…..?

a relic from the past ages

How can you not…what….REALLY

I have one working

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