Delicious and Sacrilegious

i hate that so much dark/horror art is just fucking. ai

anyways look at my art that is DRAWN and NOT AI

plus a wip under the cut

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

“f it we ball” BALL?? BALL??? BALL??? BALL???? THROW THE BAL???? THE BALL???? THE BALL?? BALL??? BAL?? THROW BALL?? THROW RHE VALL???? THE ALL?????

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

I thlammed my penuth in the car door

I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

come on

shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

spider pronouns it/ze/bit/xe

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

kitten i'll be honest daddy's not making it back across the euphrates

:/

you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

always thinking about this image

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

You shouldn't assume everyone you meet online is American. Some people might take offense to that.