excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

a skeleton walks into a bar.

"ouch."

I watch realistic knight combat videos because I respect the practice, the skill at play, and the dedication to using and maintaining such gorgeous equipment

when I was having an incredibly bad time last night my mom (no context) texted me this crushed mlp image I think to try and comfort me

It did help thanks mom

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

this is a fucked up thing to see on a youtube video

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50