I will allow you to be the master of your shameful buoyancy!

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If you have questions, please email me at [email protected], or send me an ask and I will message you!

If you don't have the money for full art commissions, great news! I now have some stickers on Redbubble!

Helps a trans guy afford some T gel because holy shit it's $200 and I don't have $200

xbox just called me. im pregnant and the baby is halo.

party game where you have to jerk each other off and make each other cum

i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals

every chicken i have ever tasted the flesh of was convicted by a jury of their peers for arson, murder, tax evasion, etc

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

if you've ever edited that "most gorgeous big brown eyes / staring into your soul" meme to be "most gorgeous big blue eyes" or whatever i think you should be shot. idgaf if it's more accurate to your otp. Die.

you get it.

i am officially gatekeeping this format. if the mf with the "gorgeous eyes" in your OTP doesn't have brown eyes, give them brown eyes or i'm killing you. double-killing you if it's "most gorgeous big blue eyes".

what Mareach should be if nintendo werent cowards about giving mario brown eyes

🦑✨💍 (original sound from The Powerpuff Girls 1998)

THIS IS SO CANON

Boba eyes

Sip sip

haha funni feesh

whyd u stop my petting? where's my more?

ID: Orange and white tabby looking back with a serious look on his face

Okay I’m putting all my level points into more magic so nobody touch me my health bar is like two pixels wide

Trade off is I can explode people by looking at them

There’s scripted damage here?

Umm… how much?

Oh. Um. Hm.