@slinky-bastard / slinky-bastard.tumblr.com
For the development of the relationship between this Alonzo and @stressedout-jellicle-dad. Complete back to a logical starting point, where we actually started to play Alonzostrap seriously; not brought up to the present date yet.
Hi mr j, this is my cat, his name is No. he can be very naughty, do you have any advice?
I don't have any because he can sit down politely as we can see his name... excellent!
what if 👀
what would happen if I 👁️🫦👁️
poked Munkustrap with a prop sword
@pizzolisnacks Tackling that creature is beneath my dignity.
(also what if tackling him is the Wrong Thing to Do and Munkustrap gives me a Disappointed look what then)
NO TOUCHY
I AM BIG SCARY BOY
A temporary, cheeky replacement for the pas de deux. Plato will not mind, will he?
Lance Barker as Mungojerrie (and dance captain) and an in-show cover for Plato and Issy Moore as Victoria, Cast 13 of the Oasis of the Sea; sometime between 28 June and 02 July 2023.
Victoria: Oh it is not Plato you need to worry about, it’s jealous GF induced skinnings
Sorry to inform you of that late @its-mangojelly !
Huh what? I was only helping
I’m just saying just in case Teazer got touchy about a relative doing an inherently sexual dance with me
I can’t imagine the nuclear heat I would get from Alonzo or Misto if I went near Tugger or Munkustrap
Please, go near Tugger. Be my guest. Keep that thing distracted and away from me.
Alonzo (George Maniadis) opened questions on Instagram.
It… may have been a mistake 😂
I have no idea who you mean but whoever he is sounds super annoying 😒
hey. hey alonzo.
I found some of your baby pics, wanna see??
..............
You look like a sewer rat. 😂
bomba smirks
"how did that even happen?"
IT DID NOT. It's some other black and white kitten.
Victoria: No, that’s you, silly
You forget I was there
You. You’re supposed to be on my side. 🥺
α¢тυαℓℓу ιт ωαѕ мє.
вυт тнєу ωιℓℓ gєт тнє вℓαмє вє¢αυѕє ι αм ¢υтє αη∂ ιηησ¢єηт.
Also, we're all terrifying and the rest of the tribe would rather not be sent to 1680s Southern Germany by a demonic eldritch immortal cat cryptid void/whiteout/whatever fuckery Alonzo is
A sarcastic noodle.
Tried to plunder for socks. Got stuck. Send help.
That's not help! 😾
But its a little funny? :3
I can help if you really want
.... I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP *tries to pout aloofly while running to keep up with the treadmill*
Do you think your going to get anywhere new running?
No, no, I have to keep running to stay in the same spot. :( And to avoid faceplanting.
uh
completely unrelated but. Could you go find Munkustrap, do you think? I have very important things to say to him.
Protector things.
You know how it is.
Right, got to keep dignified 😏
I'll go get him for your very important protector business *takes a nice pair of socks from the floor on his way out*
Alonzo? Mistoffelees said you had urgent business to discu-
Alonzo are you okay? Why are you in a washing machine? 😟
... he STOLE my SOCKS 😖
Tried to plunder for socks. Got stuck. Send help.
That's not help! 😾
But its a little funny? :3
I can help if you really want
.... I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP *tries to pout aloofly while running to keep up with the treadmill*
Do you think your going to get anywhere new running?
No, no, I have to keep running to stay in the same spot. :( And to avoid faceplanting.
uh
completely unrelated but. Could you go find Munkustrap, do you think? I have very important things to say to him.
Protector things.
You know how it is.
Tried to plunder for socks. Got stuck. Send help.
That's not help! 😾
But its a little funny? :3
I can help if you really want
.... I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP *tries to pout aloofly while running to keep up with the treadmill*
Tried to plunder for socks. Got stuck. Send help.
That's not help! 😾
Tried to plunder for socks. Got stuck. Send help.
1: if you don't like your hand, steal a card from your opponent
2: Another great option is just to fling the cards away! She'll never see it coming.
3: If you're still losing, eat the cards. Just eat them.
George Maniadis as Alonzo ; Vienna revival on two different nights in 2022: 24 June (filmed by @falasta and @cryptidvoidwritings, with Denise Jastraunig as Jennyanydots) and 7 May (filmed by @thunderwhenhepurrs, with Jo Lucy Rackham).
(Bonus Riccardo Sinisi as Carbuckety in the second gif.)
it’s ALONZO TIME
(Aaron Lynch covering the role, 08 October, Asia tour 2020)
it’s ALWAYS ALONZO TIME.
Bradley Delarosbel is picking up the mantle of Jal Joshua, I see...
.... Madison Green (Jenny) wins best reaction.
Asia tour, probably 1 January 2023; from ynidn's insta story.
(oh here, have a reaction gif too:)
