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[ominous farm noises]

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Max | Screams a lot
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Name: Max (MacKenzie)

Birth Year: 1997

Pronouns: any

Orientation: aroace

Godtier: Knight of Doom

Flight Rising: SleepyChipmunk 133535

Personal Tags: my text posts are Max’s Rambles, my art is MacKenzie Drew Stuff, and my animals are Max’s Pets.

Other Notes:

-I don’t post porn or share explicit fics because minors follow me, but I do share art with gore, blood, and other horror elements.

-please let me know if you need me to tag anything.

-I call everyone “dude” by default so please let me know if you don’t want to be called dude; I won’t call you dude if you don’t want me to. Same with “bro” and “man”.

-I have rhotacism, so that’s why I might sound weird in videos

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ciphers-fr

if we continue with the lore of Imperials being the first Light breed, Lightweaver really went:

“first, i shall craft a large, regal beast. forged of my own flesh wrought from divine battles waged eons ago.

“then,,, a littol bug.”

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something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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swarnpert

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.

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