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happy lesbian day of visibility to imogen temult 🧡🤍🩷
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My Roman Empire is the fact that Laura Bailey was SO stressed about her fictional character resurrecting her friend’s fictional character that she got an actual nosebleed
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Sometimes you just have to ask.
Based on a submission by @dearratroi
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Dnd is a power fantasy but not in the way people who don't play dnd usually think it is. It's the power fantasy of getting to act out your stupid little ideas and go stupid go crazy for a while.
Evil duke exploiting the people? RAY OF SICKNESS bastard duke is now puking all over his baby seal leather boots. You'll probably almost die to his guards but by god you got to dunk on him.
Putting on a show for whatever reason? Sparkles. Gaudy costumes. Cheesy dramatics. Wildshape into a bear for no reason other than random bear. Accidentally set the stage on fire.
Want to be a funny little gnome guy with a stupid catchphrase? Go ham my guy, wear a silly hat to complete the look. Save a kingdom in the stupidest ways possible.
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everything else is distraction, everyone else is just noise
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Alternative Famous Acts For Folk Heroes
- You printed a series of humorous broadsheets that poked fun at the mage-king and his family.
- During a harrowing chase with the royal guards, you threw bags of gold out of your carriage to lighten the load. One particular village is full of people who would do anything for you.
- You resolved a territorial dispute by mapping an uncharted mountain range, nearly dying of hunger when the snow fell early.
- With only a chicken bone, a shoelace and a bottlecap, you escaped from the inescapable Fortress of Maybe. Whether or not you were guilty of a crime, you've given hope to all kinds of people.