its true! the ancient greeks loved smaller penises because they believe it signified enlightened minds iirc? which is why hermes could never let anyone know about what hes packing lest they think less of his work and achievements rip big dick king
“It’s not s-something to be proud of, you know.”
You glance up from between Hermes’s splayed legs, eyes curiously finding his gaze of glittering emerald settled upon you. He looked vaguely debauched already; robe pushed up, skin flushed, stomach muscles tending with every motion of your lips and tongue. The fact that the man can so much as think while your mouth is upon him is a surprise—moreso that he can string together an entire sentence. Apparently you’re not doing quite as good of a job as you thought (though the man’s soft moans but a moment ago would say differently).
“A smart man is one who should not be… d-driven by such base… e-emotions alone.”
Drawing back, slowly enough so that your tongue drags up against the underside of his still-twitching cock—and oh, you feel him shudder from that—you say, “When I come from, that’s quite the opposite. I mean, size doesn’t matter all that much at all one way or another—but I happen to like the tool you have-“ a single finger teasingly traces over the shape of Hermes’ dick. He had been about to say something, but the words are shattered by the mere touch. “-and I think you quite enjoy all the things I’m doing to you anyway.”
“Twelve above,” he whispers. The words are so tight and soft that they’re barely recognizable beyond the sounds that make them up. “Perhaps I truly am in the wrong t-time then….”
Between the man’s flushed face and the sound of ripping grass on either side of him where he’d moved his hands earlier, you’re not quite sure what’s more endearing. Perhaps it’s all of it together, all the little details swirling about to culminate in this single, beautiful man who had been so word-fumblingly shy when you asked to suck his dick—all that and thensome which makes you want to tease him until he begs and shakes.
It’s the least he deserves, you think.