It is alarming how soothing these are to make
oh hey it’s august 20 happy birthday to adam young, warlock dowling, and greasy johnson!
wait lmao that means it’s antichristmas
Merry Antichristmas everyone !
my new favorite holiday. what are the traditions?
Aziraphale and Crowley share collectively one brain cell.
aziraphale when he has the brain cell: do you have any better ideas? or one single better idea?
crowley who knows damn well it’s not his turn with the brain cell:
What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.
He looks at Aziraphale like “How did you manage to cope with such an idiot ??”
Aziraphale’s little “you see what I have to deal with?” look
I just absolutely GALAXY BRAINED and none of you can handle it.
lunch date (slowly turning into a dinner date)
“There needn’t be a war! We can save everyone!”
“The point is not to avoid the war. The point is to win it.”