women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

Dog where the fuck am I

https://x.com/pest0sauceart/status/1758156148912300456/

no she can have a little flesh and blood. as a treat

[image description: A photo of a pigeon standing on a couch. The pigeon is holding a piece of paper in its mouth that has on it a picture of a pigeon from the neck up and text that reads "be nice to pigeons". End ID.]

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

don't forget

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

...When you're getting ready to design a book cover and you're not sure what you do is going to be good enough.. it's always reassuring to see something like [all of the above].

“So we need a cover for Moby Dick.” “Great! I’ll add Moby Tom and Moby Harry as well!”

I hate it when my phone autocapitalizes jesus I do not respect the lord

almost as bad as when it autocapitalizes brands and countries dude you're gonna make me look like a tool in the leftist groupchat

Silly Crona

Marian Ellis Rowan (1848-1922, Australian) ~ One hundred and fifty-eight medium- and small-sized moths, in seven columns. A wide range of families is represented, including the NOCTUIDAE, ARCTIIDAE, LASIOCAMPIDAE, LYMANTRIIDAE, GEOMETRIDAE, PYRALIDAE, SESIIDAE, etc. 

Watercolour with bodycolour on green paper

[Source: Christie’s]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

When i was like seventeen i needed to rent a suit for some bullshit important thing and there was an employee that took my measurements and at some point she said "many boys your age, they come in here and they have no butt at all. But you have a butt and this must be accommodated for" and at the time it made me self conscious but now that I'm a girl sometimes it echos in my brain as words of affirmation like I'll be getting dressed and just think "i have a butt and this MUST be accommodated for"

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

Watched Ernst Lubistch's I Don't Want to Be a Man yesterday for a class. 1910s transmasc yaoi goes fucking crazy.

Tomboyish girl hates acting feminine and family brings in a male doctor to "break her down" and teach her manners. Out of spite, she buys a suit and crossdresses as a dapper boy to sneak into a party. Immediately gets flirted with and chased by a literal crowd of girls. Runs into the doctor and decides to try and seduce his girlfriend for revenge. While she and the doctor are fighting (doctor thinks she's a boy), they realize his girlfriend's already gone and they get drunk. They start kissing and making out and fall in love (doctor still thinks she's a boy). They accidentally run into each other the morning after and flirtatiously promise not to talk about yesterday's "adventure." Later, the girl reveals she was the boy and teasingly tells the doctor that she'll "break him down." Instead of getting angry, the doctor smiles, knowing he got his ass handed to him, and they kiss again.

Do you guys think anyone fujoshi'd out in 1918.