a noble failure!

stoner dracula. i want to smoke your blood.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

where did u hear that?? this is really fucked up. removing both wings from an angel drives the creature mad and eventually kills it. literally everybody knows this

so does being a normal person

oh.... fair

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

more of onfime’s drawings:

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

happy ten years to this...remember feeling really desperate and locked in in this scene hahahahha

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

i wish lego skeleton was real

look behind you

dont fucking say that .

The sweetest daintiest boy detective in all of Los Angeles, Willie Gore Explosion, has died of rickets after thinking about clues too hard.