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@skatingthinandice / skatingthinandice.tumblr.com

katie. thirty. bi.

lover of spooks, ripper street, the last kingdom, and more.

edits. playlists. fics.

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remembertheskittles

#always hilarious #and supremely relatable #peter mannion #the thick of it

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Source: kidmanproject

#always hilarious #gbbo #david mitchell

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remembertheskittles

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

#always hilarious

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

#ahahahahaha #always hilarious #because it's so true #every time i pick up a knife now i think of this post #and every single goddamn time i put it in the sink without thinking about it i just go 'THEY CALL ME 7 KNIVES'

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remembertheskittles

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press “send”

thanks for your interest: why’d you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i’ve done all i’m willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you’re too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn’t my problem

i’m copying in my colleague: this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it

i’ll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i’ll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i’m hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i’m not mad at you

thanks!!: please don’t be mad at me

thanks!!!: i’m crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i’m already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you’re an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don’t care what you think

beneaththeblacksails

@tlamytruestloveisblacksails …Sister…this must be you daily life…

#ahahahaha #always hilarious #this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it

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remembertheskittles

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

onceuponamirror

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

I’ve never seen this before until now but it’s going on my blog

#always hilarious

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I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

#always hilarious

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#ahahahahaha #always hilarious #cherik #valentines

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How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond

I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q.

^ I FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP

#always hilarious

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