i always recommend wuthering heights to people because it’s such a unique book in which none of the characters are even remotely likable and yet….you really can’t wait to see where their bullshit is going to take them next. running away from home? cool. obsessing about revenge for the rest of your life? hey everyone needs a hobby. forcing your kid and the neighbors kid to get married? sounds like a plan. digging up your old lovers grave? why the fuck not at this point. you’re both pissed off yet fascinated. you will be miserable but love every second of it

one of my favorite summaries about this book was given to me by an english major who said “wuthering heights is basically a book about a group of awful people who all made a secret promise to ruin as many lives as possible before they fucked off and died. and by the end heathcliff won with a 50 point lead

i love adult emailing its so funny ……its just like……many thanks….kind regards………… please find attached the completed document…….many thanks.pdf

no ~professional comedy~ will ever be as funny as that scene in killing eve where villanelle’s like “what’s your phone password?” and eve’s like “1…2….3…………4” w one single tear rolling down her cheek

tony and steve + “we’re incapable of apologizing unless it’s in front of a car”

Literal Brienne pre-bang

You are still under consideration

the doctor who writers were super lucky they picked britney spears toxic for the “traditional earth ballad” joke because the song was only 2 years old then, they couldn’t have known it would be that iconic and timeless. they could so easily have picked a more forgettable and dated chart hit from 2003

#rtd is gay he knows a timeless pop hit when he hears one

- “I am gonna stamp your arse, you do know that?” - “You most certainly are not.”

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

This really throws me in a loop…