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ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ, ʟᴀᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴ. ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏᴏᴅ & ᴄᴏ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ. ɴᴏᴡ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱꜱᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀꜰᴇᴛʏ ɪꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛꜱ! ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ꜰɪᴛᴛᴇꜱ! ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ʀᴏᴛᴡᴇʟʟ! ꜱɪʀ, ɪ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴏɴᴅᴏɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ. ɴᴏ, ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴅɪꜱᴄʀᴇᴇᴛʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇʟʏ.
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ, ʟᴀᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴ. ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏᴏᴅ & ᴄᴏ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ. ɴᴏᴡ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱꜱᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀꜰᴇᴛʏ ɪꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛꜱ! ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ꜰɪᴛᴛᴇꜱ! ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ʀᴏᴛᴡᴇʟʟ! ꜱɪʀ, ɪ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴏɴᴅᴏɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ. ɴᴏ, ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴅɪꜱᴄʀᴇᴇᴛʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇʟʏ.
"Only stop glowing so much. You'll give us away. - That was to the skull."
"Yeah, I got that."
✨ super slomo lockwood winking aesthetic ✨
barnes: fire lucy and pay the bill or you’re DONE. you hear me? DONE.
lockwood: …
lockwood: [does a live tv interview in front of the house he just burned down, compliments lucy for 10 minutes straight, and puts 100% blame on deprac]
"Instead of answering, Rowell took up his gloves and got ponderously to his feet. He looked to the window, where dusk was advancing across the green, then started to leave. An afterthought occurred to him. Where he stood now, he blocked the light, casting Lockwood into shadow. 'Youre a precocious boy,' he said. 'I won't list your talents-you're evidently all too aware of them. What you lack, I suspect, is the ability to know when to stop. Because you, Mr. Lockwood, are an overreacher. I recognize that quality; in many ways I'm one, too. It means, I believe, that you will keep pushing the boundaries until one day you go too far.'
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"We all stared at the door. Then we all turned to Lockwood.
"He smiled at us. It was a long, lazy smile, but his eyes glittered.
"'Well,' he said, 'the man's an accurate judge of character, if nothing else.'"
"we don't do our work for applause or attention" he says, standing on a raised platform above a crowd of people who are all paying attention to him
if you want to pass out just look at this for 0.01 seconds
Endless gifs from Lockwood & Co. - 5/∞
