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Farewell to Otis, the King of Fat Bear Week

Katmai's famous Fat Bear Week contest is about to celebrate its tenth anniversary—but for the first time, its biggest star is nowhere to be found. We pay tribute to a true champion.

Muhammad Ali, Dale Earnhardt, Florence Griffith Joyner: Even the most high-flying heroes eventually fall to Earth, weighed down by time, accident, and the vagaries of biology. To that pantheon, add the King of Fat Bear Week, 480 Otis.

Otis, a roughly 28-year-old Alaskan brown bear who made his home in Katmai National Park and Preserve, drew the kind of lasting fandom that few Internet-famous animals enjoy. In 2014, he won the inaugural Fat Bear Tuesday contest put on by the park and Explore.org. He would go on to capture a record three more titles, most recently in 2021, in the process becoming an unofficial symbol for Fat Bear Week as it went from a park service in-joke to an online phenomenon that now counts more than a million votes every year.

Anthropomorphizing wild animals can be a dangerous game, but if viewers on Explore.org saw a little bit of their aspirational selves in the aging bear, it’s hard to blame them. Even as his teeth wore down to stubs and younger, bigger males drove him out of the best fishing spots, 480 Otis would return to his habitual fishing grounds on the Brooks River year after year. He was a model of mature patience, sometimes dozing off in the river as he methodically scooped out a winter’s worth of salmon. In recent years, his late arrivals to the river had occasionally left fans worried that Otis had passed away; sooner or later, though, he would show up, perhaps emaciated, but alive and ready to eat.

But even the greatest eventually give in. With Fat Bear Week just days away and Otis nowhere to be seen, it doesn’t seem like the GOAT is coming back. We’ll likely never know Otis’s ultimate fate; as Explore.org noted in a video, Katmai is a big place. It’s possible he decided to switch up his feeding grounds after more than two decades; maybe he just wanted to live out his remaining days far from the cameras. But wild bears live hard lives, and it’s probable that he succumbed to age (at nearly 30 years old, he was pushing the limits of a brown bear’s typical lifespan), injury, or starvation somewhere in the park’s vast forests or tundra.

Wherever he’s gone, Otis, the Fattest of the Fat Bears, will continue to be a super-size inspiration to his fans, us included. So goodnight, sweet prince. We’ll go have a snack and take a nap by the river somewhere in your honor.

Don’t forget the Otis Fund at the Katmai Conservatory. If you love Fat Bears please consider giving.

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Farewell to Otis, the King of Fat Bear Week

Katmai's famous Fat Bear Week contest is about to celebrate its tenth anniversary—but for the first time, its biggest star is nowhere to be found. We pay tribute to a true champion.

Muhammad Ali, Dale Earnhardt, Florence Griffith Joyner: Even the most high-flying heroes eventually fall to Earth, weighed down by time, accident, and the vagaries of biology. To that pantheon, add the King of Fat Bear Week, 480 Otis.

Otis, a roughly 28-year-old Alaskan brown bear who made his home in Katmai National Park and Preserve, drew the kind of lasting fandom that few Internet-famous animals enjoy. In 2014, he won the inaugural Fat Bear Tuesday contest put on by the park and Explore.org. He would go on to capture a record three more titles, most recently in 2021, in the process becoming an unofficial symbol for Fat Bear Week as it went from a park service in-joke to an online phenomenon that now counts more than a million votes every year.

Anthropomorphizing wild animals can be a dangerous game, but if viewers on Explore.org saw a little bit of their aspirational selves in the aging bear, it’s hard to blame them. Even as his teeth wore down to stubs and younger, bigger males drove him out of the best fishing spots, 480 Otis would return to his habitual fishing grounds on the Brooks River year after year. He was a model of mature patience, sometimes dozing off in the river as he methodically scooped out a winter’s worth of salmon. In recent years, his late arrivals to the river had occasionally left fans worried that Otis had passed away; sooner or later, though, he would show up, perhaps emaciated, but alive and ready to eat.

But even the greatest eventually give in. With Fat Bear Week just days away and Otis nowhere to be seen, it doesn’t seem like the GOAT is coming back. We’ll likely never know Otis’s ultimate fate; as Explore.org noted in a video, Katmai is a big place. It’s possible he decided to switch up his feeding grounds after more than two decades; maybe he just wanted to live out his remaining days far from the cameras. But wild bears live hard lives, and it’s probable that he succumbed to age (at nearly 30 years old, he was pushing the limits of a brown bear’s typical lifespan), injury, or starvation somewhere in the park’s vast forests or tundra.

Wherever he’s gone, Otis, the Fattest of the Fat Bears, will continue to be a super-size inspiration to his fans, us included. So goodnight, sweet prince. We’ll go have a snack and take a nap by the river somewhere in your honor.

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My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

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This is one shiny-ass, well-groomed, Hollywood-looking bear.

I suspect a contrivance.

🧐

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TAILGATE PARTY BEAR

BEAR are often seen in camping areas where they come for food offered by campers or otherwise.
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get dat pic-a-nic basket

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