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Let's see how this works out yeah?

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Hey everybody it's your friendly neighborhood Nikki! My pronouns are she/her and I wanna welcome all my fellow humans from all nearby and outside spaces!

Looking for my rp side blog? check out @accordedxneutralxterritory

Have a question about the progress of my paranormal research? Hit the ask box. Prepare for an info dump.

I am sadly no longer offering physic readings (one of the many many reasons I killed my old blog) but I may one day in future I may offer single card readings on commission.

If you looking for my fanfic, aka the eternal WIPS check out here.

This is a 18+ space. I will block you if you are rude. I am almost 40 I am uninterested in your bullshit.

I am horrendous at tagging but I will try to tag triggers or things requested.

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illnessfaker

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moonserpents

[id: tweet by marla @prolepeach: “The most important part of “sex work is work” imo is that it means “sex workers are workers.” Treat us like workers in struggle, worthy of radicalizing and organizing and unionizing. Do not treat us like victims for you to project onto and pathologize.” /end id]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

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kunakitsune

Sometimes, I forget how weird the fandom I’m in can be.

I was reading a Danny Phantom fanfiction, and in the authors note it had a warning which basically said

“warning for typical fanon vivisection”

That just made me have to pause and think, yeah we do have a typical vivisection. It makes sense in our fandom, but also strange that we have one.

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raddagher

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

  • They just found out what tariffs are
  • They just found out what denaturalization is
  • They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
  • Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
  • Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
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weemietime

The leopards eating faces party wouldn't eat MY face

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torchicrph

Pokémon Verse Sentence Starters

  • "Wow, that's a cute/cool (pokémon) you've got there."
  • "Here, you look like you need this (potion/berry)."
  • "Wow, aren't you (name) from (TV/the Radio/the Gym Challenge)?"
  • "Does this outfit make me look (cool/cute)?"
  • "That Swablu makes a cute hat on you!"
  • "I wouldn't go near that Turtonator dung if I were you."
  • "Don't tell me. You're one of those people who likes Goodra slime, aren't you?"
  • "You're kinda weird... did you get stolen by a Drifloon as a kid or something?"
  • "Are you doing the gym challenge? Can I see your badges?"
  • "That's a lot of ribbons on your Pokémon!"
  • "We're a little lost.... which way to the cave exit?"
  • "My (Pokémon) can help you find that."
  • "I don't have a single Potion left. If anybody else challenges me to a battle, I'm toast."
  • "I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear!"
  • "I can hardly take two steps without seeing a Zubat!"
  • "There's a Snorlax blocking the road... guess we're not going anywhere any time soon..."
  • "Hey, did you see that rainbow? Was that Ho-Oh?"
  • "It's raining so much! Do you think Kyogre is angry?"
  • "We haven't had a drop of rain in weeks. You think something has Groudon angry?"
  • "Team (Rocket/Aqua/Magma/Galactic/Plasma/Flare/Skull/Yell/Star) is always up to no good!"
  • "Hey, look out behind you! A (Team) Grunt is about to take your Pokémon!"
  • "We should get your friend to a Pokémon Center!"
  • "When does the S.S. (Name) leave?"
  • "I think I lost my boat ticket..."
  • "Have you ever been to the top of the lighthouse in Olivine? It's really pretty."
  • "I could go for a (malasada/curry/sandwich) right now..."
  • "It's so cold, I think if I didn't have this fire Pokémon with me I'd be a trainer-sicle."
  • "Do you think this Magikarp is big enough to Surf on?"
  • "I need an electric type to charge my C-Gear."
  • "That Pokémon is acting a little weird..."
  • "If I had a flying type, I wouldn't need to walk anywhere!"
  • "Has anybody ever started a band of Pokémon using Uproar?"
  • "I think I need a Haunter to eat this nightmare I keep having."
  • "Do you think I'll really lose my soul if I hild a Honedge by the hilt?"
  • "Oh, shoot...! I'm out of Pokéballs! Can I borrow one? I'll pay you for it, I promise!"
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coelii

People act like voice training is unnatural or meant as a “trick” and then I get to sit in my office and listen to every single one of my cis coworkers change their pitch of their voice up or down whenever they’re on the phone

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m0thmancore

“voice training is unnatural” what does the phrase “customer service voice” refer to

Also unnatural things are fine actually. Your clothing is an unnatural addition to your appearance. Makeup is unnatural. Glasses are unnatural. Hair dye is unnatural. If you ever had braces your teeth are unnaturally straight and if you ever had life saving medical treatment you're unnaturally alive. The natural human presentation isn't some pure thing to be protected.

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Patterns by Kelsea Ballerini Sentence Starters

Change the pronouns and tense as needed for your verses.

  • I've got patterns
  • I'm coming apart at the seams
  • I like the feeling of the feeling that leaves me staring at the ceiling the morning after
  • Maybe I'm the one to blame for doing the same old same
  • It's so much deeper than under my skin
  • Is this a battle that I'll ever win?
  • When does it start, and when does it end?
  • Will I outgrow all these patterns?
  • Will I unknow all these patterns?
  • You just made the eggs and turned your head
  • I know you're not impressed with my lack of sticking to the Bible
  • Maybe we got into a few fights
  • So I know it took a little tough love to become the woman that you're proud of
  • My priorities were out of balance
  • You told me to go but wished I was home
  • I wouldn't wanna do it with anybody else
  • Everything that's heavy, I check it at the door, kind of feel like I don't need it anymore
  • I got some bones of old skeletons from the old house at the dead end
  • I got baggage, but I'm moving in
  • We both slept on a mattress with "I love you" people
  • So I know the weight and gravity of key chains with same keys
  • if you want that "Welcome" mat, then roll it out with me
  • Cause home is when you're with me
  • I like the feeling runnin' with the wind
  • That's why I went and did what I did
  • He and I both had our guns to sling, damn, that showdown was embarrassing
  • I'm still here brushing off a couple things
  • It doesn't scare or bother you
  • Never knew I'd have a round two
  • Take my heart, but take it slow, 'cause this ain't my first rodeo
  • Love's the wild, wild west, ain't gotta tell me that
  • Tell me that it's gonna be alright even though we never know if we're gonna make it out alive
  • When it comes to me and you, I can't not try
  • I get existential
  • I get overwhelmed
  • Got two hundred seventy-something things to reply to
  • You put on the boots I like for dinner on Friday night
  • You say they're uncomfortable but you wear 'em anyway
  • If I went insane and didn't know my name would you stay beside of me, reminding me?
  • If I gambled away my money, would you back away?
  • If my jokes weren't funny, would you laugh?
  • How much do you love me?
  • Do I sound needy and dramatic?
  • We said that it was over, what'd you send 'em for?
  • Two things can be true
  • I'll love and hate you
  • I'll be your best and your worst day
  • I'll be your blessing and curse
  • Sometimes I'll cut and ghost but sometimes I'll get too close
  • You're nothing and everything I got to lose
  • I wish it was that easy when it comes to me and you
  • No use in diggin' up bones from the grave
  • When it's over, it's over
  • I could take a deep dive in the details
  • I could hide, I could cry 'til I throw up
  • It's as simple as "We broke up"
  • I could call my friends and bitch about it
  • Tale as old as time, I don't gotta wrap my head around it
  • Another boy driving off mad in a black truck
  • I have a nasty habit, leaving before I get left
  • You'll think my light's on yellow when I'm keeping you on "Read"
  • Stonewall my emotions even when I wanna cry tears as wide as the ocean
  • One fight, too many 3 A.M.s, I guess we're broken up
  • You're like, "This is just a conversation, baby, what the fuck?"
  • Now I'm screaming, "Goodbye," out like it means "I love you"
  • I'm better on my own
  • It's all I've ever known
  • Wait! Don't go!
  • I'm codependent with my independence through and through
  • How stupid of me to think you wouldn't listen
  • so once again, my head and heart are at war
  • Can I take it back now? Can we make it last?
  • Feelings ain't the facts, just the patterns of my past
  • I'd follow you to the moon
  • You know I'm ride-or-die for you
  • But if you want a chase, I won't run
  • I ain't gonna beg for your love
  • I wanna go the distance, babe
  • I can't do it if I betray all the way before you work I've done
  • If you want "Sorry" on my knees, that can't be me
  • Is this just way too tough?
  • Are you not strong enough?
  • God, you're all I want but not like this
  • It's almost like I don't care if I even know how to swim
  • You could save me, maybe I could save myself
  • If lovin' you is an ocean, then I'm in deep
  • I grew up wishing I could close off the way my dad did
  • That man never felt a damn thing he didn't wanna feel
  • I've burned too many miles trying to ride out all the sadness
  • You can't outdrive pain, someday it's gonna take the wheel
  • Can't be alone but don't wanna get close to anybody
  • Don't wanna bare teeth but don't wanna look weak, it's a tough spot
  • But I'm afraid you'll walk away when the tears start running
  • I wanna be the one that you're callin' when you're drunk
  • When you're dropping every ball, I'll be there to pick 'em up
  • 'Cause that's just what you do when you love someone
  • That's the choice you choose, when you love someone
  • No conditions, I'd follow you to the moon, no suit
  • I would, would you?
  • If somebody does you wrong, baby, hold my beer
  • Yeah, I'd still die for you then haunt you when I'm dead
  • I'll think about these nights when we lost count of all the "That's what friends are for"
  • I gave hell a piece of my mind
  • It gave me a hit to my pride
  • But I came out on the other side
  • This time, last year, the heartbreak was undeniable
  • Day by day, I became unrecognizable
  • Makin' my rounds, shootin' my shot
  • Standin' my ground, pissin' people off
  • People thinkin' that I've changed used to be my biggest fear
  • It's gonna be okay
  • You'll live to see the day when you're gonna say look at me now
  • Are you safe on the road you chose?
  • Did you make it home?
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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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weaselle

better

This healed a very old wound

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