evil bildad be like
What’s a shoe?
evil bildad be like
Have an ox rib (evil)
evil bildad be like
Funny! That's exactly what @ennonymous-twink said just after Keziah was born. It took him a little while to adjust to having a younger sister, but now they're the best of friends!
Let me humbly announce that I have now found a new place of action and affection. Family is where you feel you belong.
Thank you for being family, @blameless-job @ennonymous-twink @bil-daddy @sitisonmyface (unfortunately not in the picture)
We love you @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me. I managed to salvage the negatives of the photo we're all in together. @docdust was so kind to take it for us.
As my best friend Sitis ( @sitisonmyface ) said: "That's right! Don't you oppress her!"
"Have trust in Bildad the Shuhite!"
And then she sang: "I believe in miracles, since you came along, Bildaddy (@bil-daddy ) You sexy thing (sexy thing you)" ...
I'm sorry, my wife called @bil-daddy sexy? With no platonic in parentheses?
@sitisonmyface is this true?
Yes, dear. But he's gay, so it's fine.
You've heard ot the TRANS FATS
Meet the
Badum tss
@the-almighty-god LOOK, MOTHER, I DID IT. I FINALLY FUCKIN MADE ONE.
NOW:
...did You ever have a Secret Lover???
Do you really want to know the details of your Mother's love life, Son?
Well? Changing rules? Answering questions with questions now, are we @the-almighty-god ?
I can change the rules if I want to. I am God, after all.
Glory be! So you can certainly help my beloved sister Loretta? Please @the-almighty-god I dearly love her and she has been pining for it for quite a while.
Your sister Loretta is already a woman. She always has been--even when she hadn't realized it yet.
As for babies, perhaps a certain obstetrician knows of some she could adopt. Or, if she'd rather give birth herself, then she can consult the Holy Spirit (@holy-spirit-of-the-almighty)
❤️❤️❤️ Oh, Loretta will be beaming with joy. Thank you so much for your encouragement.
As for the babies, there is only one obstetrician who would be gifted enough to be entrusted with that task. @bil-daddy , would you take on this matter?
As for the Holy Spirit - I am not sure that they can be bothered. Seems to be on sabbatical.
Sure, @docduct!
Hello, Loretta. Need any babies? (fair trade, ethically sourced)
(platonic, too, but that should really go without saying)
Loretta is overjoyed. She can also bring some ribs as starters. You seem to be quite an expert on ribs, @bil-daddy
(She will also deliver some shoes to be mended, but that's another matter).
Oh. No, she didn't.
But I found this in her in her poetry album:
"So Sitis, tell me, why is @bil-daddy always right?"
"Beats me ..."
He really is always right, though.
You're right, ladies. I really am always right.
I second that.
Hey bestie! We still on for brunch after Shutantic Temple?
