Buy Jemimah's Pots!

Since there has been some interest in purchasing one or more of my daughter Jemimah's handmade pots, here is an order form.

Kindly provide the informations requested below and be rest assured that you will receive one of Jemima's pots. An advanced fee of 500 UZ dollars is required to process the transaction.

NAME...

BIRTHDATE...

ADDRESS...

PHONE NUMBER...

EMAIL...

SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER...

BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER...

ROUTING NUMBER...

MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME...

FATHER'S MIDDLE NAME...

STREET YOU GREW UP ON...

MAKE AND MODEL OF FIRST CAR...

NAME OF CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND (in case they also want a pot)...

DEEPEST DARKEST FEAR...

MOST FANCIFUL HOPE...

and

WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING...

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Please submit all order forms to my Ask Box.

@the-almighty-god bless you!

#bildad the shuhite #a companion to owls #job minisode #Good omens #go s2

sitisonmyface reblogged

blameless-job

POV: you just tried to ask God for answers

sitisonmyface

What did God say?

blameless-job

Um...I'm not sure. I didn't understand much. Things too wonderful for me. Ostriches came into it.

And whales. God's very proud of the whale. Went into some detail about...how great whales are.

I think the point was, if you want answers, come back when you can make a whale

sitisonmyface

And the children? Did They mention the children?

#job minisode #a companion to owls #good omens season 2 #bildad the shuhite

sitisonmyface reblogged

blameless-job

POV: you just tried to ask God for answers

sitisonmyface

What did God say?

#a companion to owls #job minisode #good omens season 2 #bildad the shuhite

sitisonmyface

I was worried when my daughter told me she wants to sell pot when she grows up, but then she showed me what she meant.

Isn't it lovely? Would anyone like to buy one of Jemima's pots?

#bildad the shuhite #I'm Jemimah and I made this pot #a companion to owls #good omens