brainless worms in my head at all times

Leute, zu den Lehren aus der US-Wahl gehört auch, dass beim Wählen Strategie über Ideologie stehen muss. Das ist euch hoffentlich klar.

Für uns bedeutet das: Bei der nächsten Wahl machen wir unsere Kreuzchen bei der SPD. Ohne wenn und aber.

Damit die nächste Regierung einigermaßen vernünftig wird, brauchen wir eine starke SPD-Fraktion. Von den momentan wahrscheinlichen Konstellationen ist die GroKo noch das erträglichste, aber selbst für die GroKo könnte es mit den Mehrheiten schwierig werden. Von Dingen wie Rotgrün oder gar R2G können wir derzeit höchstens nachts träumen.

Ich sage das auch nicht gerne, aber wer eine einigermaßen progressive Partei in der Regierung sehen möchte, der muss dieses Mal SPD wählen.

Ihr habt bis nächstes Jahr, um euch mit dem Gedanken anzufreunden.

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

Sorry everyone I heard we needed more complex female characters so I took the "asshole with a heart of gold" and made her transition but now she doesn't hate being alive anymore so she's just a sweetheart who's kind of blunt but I'm gonna keep trying

Luckily the gruff father figure with vulnerability issues had other problems going on so she's mostly the same

The mad scientist is also happier now but her increased confidence isn't a good thing for anyone else involved so I'm counting this one as a success

Everytime I see people reblogging my ß post I wonder how many of them assume it's about β

Everytime I see people reblogging my ß post I wonder how many of them assume it's about β

has anyone with the dsmp download found the banned from streams how to sex book. what was in it that it cant be shown live on stream. i was always curious but also idgaf enough to dl the world and hunt it down

Give me like 20 minutes I'll log on, 'cause I have Tommy's inventory in my game (messed with player data with the help of a friend)

How to sex

thats fucking hilarious ty

the real pandora's vault

they can try all they want but AI speed paints/art process videos will never capture the intensely human artistic endeavor of drawing and undoing and redrawing the same simple shape or line 400 times rapidfire in a drawing thats pushing you closer to the edge with every lift of the pen

AI art will suck forever because robots cant want to kill themselves

funk mit den besten wissenschaftlichen Quellen wie "Kalender"

fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

Golden-crowned Kinglet (Regulus satrapa)

October 26, 2024

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"

ARE YOU INSANE

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

“why so yurious”

-the fujoker

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago