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#the reason i havent been posting (besides just being me hahahahahahahah i forget i have social media) is that – @siryamsalot on Tumblr
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welcome to my humble gallery of images...

@siryamsalot / siryamsalot.tumblr.com

commissions are currently OPEN! nonbinary (they/them), alloaro, bi and autistic. my personal sideblog is @theyamwizard, so thats where I reblog things to!
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LISTEN. HEAR ME OUT

is it smashing together two characters i like that have never interacted in canon on the basis of I Like Them? yes

does it work? also yes

my points;

  • they're both little trash men and, importantly, they both probably have bad taste
  • they have some things in common!! for instance; bad communication, energy of someone who would steal your wallet, complicated but ultimately hateful feelings for beorc nobility, unresolved emotional issues, sexy
  • "i can fix him" no sweetie you can make him worse
  • I feel like they would passively encourage each other's criminal habits. i think that’d be funny

more of my points

  • it is my god given right as a homosexual to think about dysfunctional little garbage men
  • I have been thinking about them for months I have a fanfiction I have many thoughts
  • they met in the daein army during path of radiance
  • initially was just a hookup but then they caught feelings (pity) (the feelings they caught were pity)
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