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Just Me, Being Me

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I’m EdDee and this blog is just me being on the tumblrs doing what I will, so don't bother with expectations of any kind. He/They/Any Pronouns. Feel free to boop! | https://linktr.ee/eddee_orzodea
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Dunno if I ever got round to posting this one!

Based on my roommates and I, wherein I unconsciously started vogueing alongside one of my roommates after they started doing it because they got anxious that the third was staring in our direction. Turns out that the brain cell was entirely absent the situation after we all thought to question what we were doing lol

Gotta love mirroring, one of us will pick up a verbal or physical stim and then all the rest of us start doing it too. Monkey see monkey do

Also early mornings amirite

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Free protein lol

Inspired by 1) my childhood dog, who would immediately start chewing faster if anyone noticed him eating non edible things and 2) my brother, who ate a beetle that one time for no other reason than to prove he could.

We also had a moth infestation once when I was a kid, and every time I went to check if the cereal was covered in moths or not, that same brother would tease me to eat it anyways for the extra protein >:p

My childhood dog was a big ol’ Rottweiler! Lovely dog, so gentle even when my ten year old self was trying to pry paper towels out from between his teeth lol

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Unfriendly reminder for some of you:

I would like to firmly reiterate that my sibling comics are inspired by my real life family and friends. Do not view them sexually. To do so is in no uncertain terms disgusting, and quite frankly makes me feel violated on behalf of both myself and the family members who I originally drew these for.

If you are a fan of t*cest of any sort, unfollow me.

Respect this boundary. I will begin the process of blocking those of you lingering in my notes.

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Good Listener, Part 1

[ 1 - 2 - 3 ]

The third in my comics reflecting on the older brothers’ reminiscing on their youngest growing up.

I absolutely love to hear people talk about the stuff they like, even if it’s usually something I couldn’t care less about otherwise. If someone is excited, I’m excited for them, and it’s fun to have a litany of random knowledge and fun facts from everywhere! There’s so much to learn from listening to people who are passionate :)

I like to think Mikey is the same. He tends to hang out in the background and enjoy the antics around him in the show when he isn’t goofing around himself.

The next part gets a little melancholy, but I swear it’s not actually angsty! Y’all got so scared for Leo last time lmao

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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.

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Whatever else you feel about whether polyamory is an identity/orientation, please take a moment to consider that getting it recognized as such would be the fastest way to make it so we can't be fired for it in the US

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🤍 Lorelei 🤍

Another example piece for my Vgen page! Lorelei has such a light palette that trying to apply tones to her in this kind of manga style is a bit of a unique challenge for me lol ✨🪶

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

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Dp Prompt:

William Lancer has seen his fair share of closeted kids over the years. Kids with secrets they hold close to their chests. Kids who tentatively express themselves at school, only to bottle everything back up when they get on the bus to return home.

He's had children cry their hearts out in his arms, only knowing they could safely come to him by the flags hung up in his classroom.

William knows what it means to have an unsafe homelife, and he's careful to make sure that his students have a safe place kept separate.

This is why, when one Wes Weston decides to take it upon himself to try and expose Daniel Fenton for his secrets, William is harsh in shutting that down.

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the immediate future is gonna be rough but 1. there is no way out but through 2. we are doing this as a fucking family no matter what

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Lemons. Yes....

Лимоны. Да. Кто как, а я люблю их только в чае☕

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