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Anneliese. Wolfstar shipper. Forever crying about the Marauders. Always open to discuss them. This is the Harry Potter sideblog of stillinthemud. Amazing sidebar art of Sirius as Frank-N-Furter by nisiedrawsstuff
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The second part of my series in which trans Remus was pregnant on Halloween 1981 (without knowing it).

This fic is chaptered, and is about the first year Accalia (Remus's daughter) is at Hogwarts, which just happens to be the year that Sirius Black escaped and is seemingly going after Harry Potter.

Summary:

Accalia Lupin, daughter of Remus Lupin, is about to start Hogwarts when the infamous Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. Remus Lupin is about to take a teaching job at Hogwarts the same year his daughter starts when his ex, and other father of his child, Sirius Black, escapes Azkaban. Accalia doesn't know that he's her father, and Remus doesn't intend for either of them to ever find out. Too bad that's not in his control.
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If I’d written Prisoner of Azkaban it would have been a lot funnier because instead of having Harry’s boggart turn into a dementor, it could have turned into what he spent most of the book fearing.

Harry: Oh god. It’s the Grim.

Professor Lupin, staring at the animagus of his highschool best friend and escaped felon Sirius Black which has suddenly appeared in the middle of his third year’s lesson: What in the fuck is happening

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So I’ve said before that I might share plans and stuff I had for my Raising Harry AU, Road Untaken, as I’ve decided not to complete the series, but I had many ideas that I wanted to share. So for this post, I’m going to share my plans for Chamber of Secrets.

You can read the previous fics in the series here: Road Untaken

If you don’t want to read the previous fics, the sticking point is that Dumbledore was told about the change in Secret Keeper, so Sirius was never blamed for it. Peter went on the run, they never found him, and Remus and Sirius found a way to keep the blood protection on Harry so they could raise him. Remus and Sirius had been together previously but broke up during the war. They got back together the New Year after James and Lily’s deaths. Harry’s first year stayed much the same as it did in the books, but a previous friendship with Neville had him go down the trapdoor with them.

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Remus, drunk: Sirius, you are gorgeous
Sirius: *internally screaming*
James: Rem, go to bed, you are drunk and don't know what you're saying
Remus: just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I don't think Sirius is the most beautiful boy in the universe
Sirius: *screaming intensifies*
James:... You are going to hate yourself in the morning when you realise what you've said
Remus: jokes on James, I hate myself every morning anyway
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Do you ever imagine Harry Potter and Lily Potter's relationship if they lived? The amount of sass ?? James and Sirius would have been killed like a thousand times just with words ???

  • Lily and Harry saying “ oh boy ” whenever james say something stupid.
  • The bitch face™: staring at a person for 2 minutes straight and then rolling their eyes and leaving the room.
  • Harry and lily laughing really hard when james said “ harry it's time i teach you how to flirt”
  • “ oh shit you weren't kidding. oh ok. by all means, go on. ”
  • “ no shit ” whenever someone says something they already knew.
  • I'M NOT DONE
  • Harry knows that some people might make fun of him but if he wants to hold his mother's hand because it makes him feel safe, he'll fucking do it.
  • Matching clothes with james because yes, the potters are extra like this.
  • He once looked at james for 20 minutes straight and asked
  • “ mum, am i this stupid?”
  • “no one is this stupid darling, except your father”
  • Lily calls harry darling and sweetheart
  • Harry first word was actually james because his mother's always says it
  • His first sentence was " james for fuck sake ” and you know why
  • James tried hard to teach him to say dad
  • Turns out he said dad...
  • ... To Remus.
  • “ what a little shit you have here ” — sirius
  • " no, no, no it's uncle moony ”
  • ... “ dad ”
  • Remus doesn't know what to do between laughing and crying because this kid is the cutest
  • But he's also certain that harry does it on purpose
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So it’s an everybody lives AU. Harry is in his early-mid twenties? Ish. And he wants to propose to his love (whoever you ship him with, it doesn’t matter for this headcanon). And so he goes to Sirius to talk about proposal ideas, because he knows Sirius is great at big grand ideas. 

Except he starts the conversation with “I know you don’t believe in marriage, but” and Sirius just interrupts him. 

“Why do you think I don’t believe in marriage?” Sirius is shocked. Marriage is great, he thinks. 

“You and Moony aren’t married,” Harry says. 

“Yes??? We are???” Sirius says, completely bewildered. 

“No? When did you get married? Did you two go off and do it without telling anyone?” Harry asks, honestly he wouldn’t put it past his uncles. 

“No… crap. We’re not married.” 

So basically Sirius forgot that he and Remus weren’t actually married. So instead of Sirius helping Harry with his proposal, Harry helps Sirius propose to Remus. 

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