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STAR WARS REBELS 2.06, Brothers of the Broken Horn

Okay but I can never think about this too deeply because like most throwaway storylines in Star Wars it is above and beyond insane when you dig into it because the tragedy is utterly compounding.

The thing is - Hondo and Obi-Wan weren’t friends. They were platonic nemesis. Amusing opposites in terms of character, morality and generally speaking of the Law.

But they could have been friends. They knew each other through some harrowing self-induced shenanigans. Got to know and perhaps appreciate each other’s sense of humor. Admired each others wily cunning. Had an understanding, I think you would call it.

And Hondo was probably fond of Obi-Wan in the way you are almost compelled to be fond of someone who amicably thwarts your villainous deeds but never quite so well as to actually arrest you for them. That practically makes him an enabler, really, in a pirates point of view.

So this guy, right, this funny, tricky Jedi, it’s sort of a good day whenever you run into him, even if he’s always peskily getting in the way of your grand schemes and quest for riches. Whatever, he’s a damn fine drinking partner regardless!

Those are good times, all told. Good times.

And then one day you find out he’s dead. You find out that he was murdered. That every single one of his people, who, in your experience, are pretty similar under the surface ( they never give you too hard a time, after all. Good sports, and all that) has been murdered.

You liked him. You liked rather more than a few of them, actually.

You’re not sure if the two of you were ever actually friends.

(Surely you were, right?)

(You could have been.)

(There is no one left alive to ask.)

And it’s not - not this huge deal, right? I mean really, you barely knew the guy. Barely knew the funny young knight that was with him, or the spunky little padawan, or those brave and dastardly younglings.

But you just… think about that, sometimes. About them.

And you wonder.

The Law says they were all traitors. The government says they were corrupt. Says they bewitched people. Says they stole children and coveted power.

Hondo Ohnaka is a pirate. He’s never been on the right side of the law, or the government.

(Turns out we were both outlaws, eh?)

(So they say. So they say. I doubt it’s true.)

There is no one left alive to ask for the truth.

Whatever they were then, is whatever Hondo decides they were. There’s no one left alive to correct him.

So they were friends, he decides.

(We were friends, weren’t we? )

He just… would like to be able to have said they were. In the end.

(The Jedi still had friends in the galaxy. They did. They do.)

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The Disaster Legacy is a Real thing. They have:

  1. An almost milenary frog that held the equivalent to the Vatican throne for centuries
  2. The only person to rival Padmé's fashion level, who also was the best duelist to ever be born, plus a revolutionary politician. Oh, and he turned to the Dark Side
  3. A stoner who said "The Jedi way is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules"
  4. The Sassy-est Bitch
  5. Anakin
  6. A child soldier who flipped the bird to the Order
  7. Someone who can't even use the Force
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