Theatrical Nonsense

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin

your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle

smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.

they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc

i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit

they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there

asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright

asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”

i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.

nothing could have prepared me for the watermelon bong NOT being a bong that was watermelon themed

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unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

Seattle, I5 Union Street Exit

how many checkpoints do you have to get through to realize you should probably maybe slow down!!! what are you doing!!!!

It’s like the Bolton Strid but only for idiot drivers

Thanks Seattle for demonstrating exactly why I never drove into formal downtown even after living on the Eastside for 22 years. PLUS that’s the main exit to take to get to the convention center. That’s literally. Right around that corner to the right. By about 30 feet.

Accidental Renaissance Photo @ Seattle Reputation Tour