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Theatrical Nonsense

@sirensongsweetness / sirensongsweetness.tumblr.com

She/Her 24y/o. Finding my vibe. Place for good feels here. See alternate blogs “queenincarnate” for writing and “thenewseptembers” for Taylor Swift.
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

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bunjywunjy

Trick-or-Treat?

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you get EVERYBODY GETS A WATER BUFFALO!

[x8,000,000,000]

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wildfaeworld

yours is fast but mine is slow! where they come from i don't know, oh everybody gets a water buffaloOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH--

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3000s

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

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pizkwat1

this is AWFUL advice. any job where you have to lie in the interview is not a job you want to have.

maybe true! but many of us are not in a position to be picky and so we're gonna do what's needed and take what we can get

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