why would anyone say something like this to me. cruelty
my poor husband has to forever live with me randomly saying "Indoor Lumber Yard" to him as an expression of love (ILY) 😔
i dont think we've ever been inside a Lowe's. we just drive by one regularly and i see that and my brain goes, "ILY ILY I LOVE YOUUUUUU"
sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.
One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
Johanna Mason in The Hunger Games (2012-2015)
Trick-or-Treat?
you get EVERYBODY GETS A WATER BUFFALO!
[x8,000,000,000]
yours is fast but mine is slow! where they come from i don't know, oh everybody gets a water buffaloOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH--
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.
remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said
isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry
this is AWFUL advice. any job where you have to lie in the interview is not a job you want to have.
maybe true! but many of us are not in a position to be picky and so we're gonna do what's needed and take what we can get
someone ban him from using icarus as a metaphor because he's gone too far.
ibuprofen please save me from the dragon
babygirl i can waste time i don't even have
- 100 year ago, somewhere a dark corner in Hyrule castle