Theatrical Nonsense

i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also someone you can point at a fictional character and go "oh shit that guy on tumblr is super fucking mentally unwell about that one" about

NOT naming any names...but some of my mutuals...are cool and hot

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

What.

FIRST TRY.

well-

What the fuck is ‘deliciously catgirl’

Viliainounous amnesiac

nonsexual stud

“nervous amnesiac”???

Anarcho-communist detective. Based tbh

“Honorary bisexual” yeah, sure.

i’m so obsessed with my mutuals i need you all to know that you are like celebrities to me and i want to hear everything you have to say

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

@saphushia you MOTHERFUCKER

Karolina Kurkova at Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall 2010

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

Went here and everyone knew and loved you

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support