Theatrical Nonsense

not to be that guy but girls will read lemony snicket’s love letter to end all love letters ONCE and then have strange ideas abt romance forever

this did something to my brain

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

weirdly enchanted by this

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

girls will get a crush and immediately start playing mental 4D chess against someone who didn’t even know they were playing

born to decode the politics and intricacies of a Victorian ball's seating chart, forced to go to college instead

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.