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Ok so recently a buddy and me were talking about racism in America but he was doing a scooby doo impression a few minutes earlier so he accidentally did a scooby doo laugh in the middle of talking about the confederate flag

This has made me nonstop imagine scooby having a serious discussion about "regregation in arerican history" and I can't stop giggling at it.

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If you you teach a parrot to speak and release it into the wild could it theoretically beg for mercy if it gets poached?

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I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

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I’m not bitter

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echiosbrain

I am bitter

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

Add the phantom of the Opera !

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rumpykamon

If you allow me-

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filthburger
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lfthinker

Here’s my hot take of the evening: The Joker has had most of his better depictions in kid’s media because it forces the writers to be creative in how they use him and not just use chaotic edgy ultra violence as a crutch.

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iconuk01

BINGO!

Counterintuitively by censoring the joker in the animated series, they made him even more terrifying. Joker gas won’t kill you, but you’ll wish you were dead!

Also Mark Hamill is the absolute best portrayal of the joker.

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Pegasus but built like a pterosaur

Really fucked up bat

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skycowboys

This is terrifying but i LOVE IT

it works so well HOW. the markings, the hoof on the wing, the short tail, the pink eye

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takato1993

Kind of a Jersey Devil

I actually had a hypothetical jersey devil concept but I envisioned it as a large winged leporid with shope papilloma virus. I should probably try making more shitty cryptid designs tbh

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reblogged
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slushyseals

Unmute!

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

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itskobold

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

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kaijuno

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

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