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Hello there! You can call me SBL. (she/her, cisfem aroace old spinster) I'm probably the biggest fan of Sir Barton you'll ever meet. I lurk in fandoms according to my current interests, but I will forever love the majestic beauty of the horse. Don't be surprised to see random ramblings about horses. However, I do talk about Fire Emblem and Rune Factory a lot. Don't be shy! You can talk to me if you want! (Just make sure you're signed in, cuz I don't take anonymous comments anymore.)
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FFXIV Dawntrail Crossroads - MSQ patch finale! sorta.

Sorry, I meant to finish the patch the other night, and then stuff happened and then yesterday I was barely even on the game at all because I just felt like shit after work (I know what's wrong, it's nothing to worry about, it happens periodically, I just needed an early night.)

I work tomorrow for some overtime and tonight I'm doing the new Alliance raid with some great friends in my FC and we goin in blind. I went ahead and unlocked that last night (the story means nothing to me because I've never played FF11)

So, let's get going on what I think is the last quest of this patch.

It's being all mysterious and stuff.

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prokopetz

"Sword in the stone" type situation where somebody manages to extract the sword not because they're worthy by any conventional measure, but because the gods took one look and said to themselves "hey, you know what would be really funny?"

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FFXIV Dawntrail Crossroads: More cat herding! This joke is funny, dammit!

We're back and we're gonna try to finish this patch tonight!

I logged out in Shaaloani so this is my login screen. Nice, eh? :D

Let's not waste any more time, I know shit's about to go down because I saw something a bestie of mine posted in discord. She did spoiler it but I am a loser who clicks spoilers before realizing. Fortunately I don't have MUCH context, so...

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FFXIV Dawntrail Crossroads: A dungeon with a really shitty boss.

So, my besties got to the dungeon today and invited me to join them along, so I ran with them. I ran my main, SMN, since one bestie mains PLD and the other mains WHM, so we got an instant pop.

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FFXIV Dawntrail: Crossroads -- an Alexandrian Funeral

So, I guess we're doing a funeral now. Okay. Before starting the next quest, I talk to the scions, and only one person has anything to say that matters to me. Wanna guess who it is?

C'mon, y'all know me better than that, right?

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FFXIV Dawntrail: Final preparations for 7.1!

7.1 Patch has dropped!

Got the update overnight, downloaded it this morning and now I'm home from work, have dinner in front of me and a whole new patch to get started on. I'm excited!!

First things first, though! Let's recap 7.0 before we dive into 7.1!

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FFXIV Dawntrail: Pre 7.1 preparation - Showing off my level 100s

We're on a countdown to 7.1! The schedule is:

As you can see, Tuesday will be the launch of the new patch, and it will have new MSQ including a new dungeon. Also, a new Alliance raid (themed on FF11) will be launching as well, and I'm going to participate in a blind run with my FC on Saturday. (I cannot guarantee screencapping that but I will try.)

Yes I will be covering the MSQ patch, and will likely be doing the dungeon with Duty Support as usual. But if it gets really bad I'll call in the heavies from my FC.

In a few weeks, the patch will update again with the new Ultimate raid. Then a month after the patch, the new Hildibrand content will finally happen! YAY! I'm also ready for the Wachumeqimeqi final quests.

Christmas Eve gives us Chaotic (aka Savage) Alliance. I'm not sure I'll be doing that.

ANYWAY! As we gear up for the new story patch, I'm gonna show off my characters who can participate in the content.

I took some time to buy and make some gear for my characters, and I managed a couple of Valigarmanda EXs to finally get a weapon I want.

So let's get to it!

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This is an excellent article. It talks about the psychology of tyranny, the history of resistance and the paths we have to take to rescue each other and recover.

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bigbigtruck

Point #4 especially.

God. So fucking true.

Having been through what I've been through the last thirteen months now, Grief is ugly and awful and unpredictable but it is there and must be addressed... and when you finally come to terms with it and stop letting it drive you, you feel better.

Going to start using my grief counselor's recommendations right. fucking. now.

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ofdarklands

i'm cleaning my images folder at work. time to post it again because i'm too lazy to find the original post i made this for

when the whole squad got aether sickness

getting a bit crowded

WAIT

team complete

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FFXIV: Another personal achievement!

This is not much of a huge thing to a lot of people but it's big to me, because ever since I found out about how to do macros and how to use TeamCraft to test things out, I've been enjoying crafting so much more, and I decided to finish the one Relic crafting tool I'd tried to finish back in Endwalker and had too much trouble with.

Came back with all my crafters kitted right the fuck out, and decided to go for it and finish it!

And in doing so, I found I enjoyed it so much, I decided to do all eight Skybuilders crafting Relics one after the other. It took hours and hours of gathering in the Diadem (okay about three or four hours all told) and a LOT of time spent gathering materials myself as well as sending my two retainers out to get materials. I also had to craft a bunch of Collectables to get enough purple scrips for all the currency materials.

But I'm done! I could try to do the Gathers' tools for this too but I'm not sure I want to spend any more time on this.

So! Let's take this from the top!

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FFXIV Dawntrail: Live Letter info for 7.1

NOTE: I did not watch the Live Letter. I was in bed, trying (and failing because hormonal-induced insomnia, get this every fuckin month) to sleep. But friends in my FC and in my personal innermost circle watched and reacted and gave me some details. Also, there's a Reddit post.

Patch launches mid-November (I've already decided not to do NaNo this year, still not feeling it because of mom's death last year, so this is perfect for me!)

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FFXIV: More personal milestones!

No sense putting Dawntrail in the title until there's actual updates to Dawntrail itself, right?

So last time I updated, I mentioned getting my own place! Yay! I'm still so excited by it!

Well, in the interrim, I've maxed out Warrior to 100 (which is just a hella fun job holy shit) and made progress on the extremely-grindy Shadowbringers relic I was stuck on for months. 30 pieces each of six different items that only dropped from synched raids (or from Zadnor, which is a ghost town and scary as hell when empty) finally done, so now I just run a few level 70 dungeons synched and I'm golden.

And even better...

I finally sat down and maxed out my crafters.

Does this make me an omnicrafter? IDK

This was a lot of fun and was a personal triumph because Gathering and Crafting are fun (Byregot is my Patron of the Twelve, after all!) and I've been long trying to get this finished. Now it's done!

In the process of doing this, via using Levequests and Grand Company turn-ins to expedite it (if you know, you know), I have been selling off my excess materials and crafts via my retainers and have recouped almost half of my housing expenses already!

I've also taken the time to properly kit out my two retainers, Blorbo (the Botanist who looks a lot like a certain Elezen scion) and Miesque (a Paladin who looks like a certain miqo'te scion) so they both have the best gear they can have right now, which means I can send them out on ventures and get good shit back.

Also, remember this post? The one where I fight Valigarmanda for the first time, with the Scions?

I've been revisiting that fight several times lately with my White Mage, testing out some rotations and just to enjoy the fight. It's legit one of my favorite fights in the entire game. And let me tell you, it is SO MUCH EASIER after having done the EX. There are entire phases that this fight just doesn't do (which, I mean, duh, that's to be expected) but also I'm just better at the fight now.

In the mean time, I'm working on Endwalker Rolequests since I've been very remiss about them.

Currently working on the Melee DPS rolequests, and these feature Admiral Merlwyb, the leader of Limsa Lominsa (my starting city and the main reason I joined the Maelstrom as my Grand Company.)

Enjoying these as much as I am, it makes me that much sadder for when I get around to doing the Dawntrail rolequest because they're just such a letdown after this.

Oh, btw, I get to reunite with the Company of Heroes! Remember them? WAAAAAAAAAAY back in early ARR, after you joined the Scions but before Livia did her fuckin thing? That long quest to figure out how to kill Titan?

U'odh Nunh is not a catboy, he is a catdaddy. (That's what the Nunh means btw. He's the U-tribe's main male, the breeding male, so he gets all the ladies in his tribe! Fun facts!) And he likes to fuckin stick it to his buddies.

Another fun fact, because I'm playing a Hyur, we have one of each of the five original playable races plus a bonus goblin (the only female member of the Company of Heroes in fact, little missy Brayflox!)

I'm not going to go through the whole plot of this, you can look it up, but I had to share some screencaps because this was a fun part of ARR for me, dealing with them.

I have done the EW Caster rolequests (featuring Aymeric of Ishgard), Ranged DPS (featuring HUSBANDO Hien, leader of Doma) and Healer rolequests (featuring Raubahn, leader of Ala Mhigo and a former leader of Ul'dah; also prominently featuring Fordola, who I hope they'll expand upon in the future but suspect they won't) and so all I have left are these with Merlwyb and then the Tank role quests with Kan-e-senna, the leader of Gridania.

Not a huge update, all in all, but I did want to share my personal accomplishments. A massive major grind is at an and end another grind (crafters) is finally done and in the books. Now to get more combat jobs to level 100.

until next time, ya'll

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FFXIV: Can you imagine the Ascians' reactions to Midgardsormr landing on this planet? They didn't know about life on other stars. If they missed his actual landing they'd be gallivanting around, jumping to the other shards, teehee we'll get that dastardly Venat, and then they come back and find

this thing

protecting a lake full of aether, it's the size of a skyscraper from the World Unsundered, it's immortal, it has funky aether they can't sense or manipulate like other sundered being's aether, its soul is in its eyes, it's incredibly strong, it seems to be able to change its shape, holy shit it's like it's unsundered is it even ethical to fight this thing, and it may also be able to eat people to get their souls and then that soulshard is kinda immortal again? how did Venat come up with this thing -

And then the lizard opens its mouth to the nice mortals that are hanging around asking questions and it says, completely intelligent, that a goddess called Hydaelyn let him stay on this planet if he protects the lake and does her a favor every now and then. Oh, and meet his first baby. The other 6 are going to hatch at some point.

I think the Ascian in the awestruck crowd would have just shat out of their borrowed body on the spot and gone running to the others like "You will not BELIEVE what that fucking bitch beat us to"

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