Twst characters reacting to ligma jokes:

SAVANNACLAW

CW: cursing, mention of the nasty sweat smell, theft lol

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So you were skipping class. Not because you really wanted to, but because Leona, ever the cuddler, wanted you to use you as a pillow for his naps that day. Sure whatever, you were fine with that. What you weren’t fine with was his obnoxious snoring.

And the fact you were going to be late for your favorite class..

“Leona you have to get up or else I’ll get ligma!! I have to goooo!!!”

He mumbled something and looked up at you from his resting place on your lap.

“What the hell is ligma?”

You snickered and pushed him off your lap.

“Ligma balls.”

For a few seconds you were silent.

You stared at Leona, and he stared back at you.

“What the hell is wrong with you herbivores.”

Then you sprinted away.

The thing was , he got up to chase you.

Jack woke up at the ass crack of dawn. You didn’t.

So let’s be honest, when he woke you up at 4:00AM, were you happy? No absolutely not.

That didn’t stop him though, so in the spirit of fulfilling a promise you didn’t remember making, you got up to go on his morning run with him.

When you finally got to savannaclaw you were shocked at how beautiful it was so early in the morning. But beautiful doesn’t cut it if he wanted you to forgive the rancid smell of sweaty teen men who don’t use deodorant.

“Jack it smells like ligma here…”

Jack’s ears perked up and he looked at you with a raised brow,” What’s that?”

“Ligma balls.”

“…Are you 5..?”

Recently you had been loosing a lot of jewelry, it wasn’t expensive jewelry per say,but you lived in ramshackle with an allowance from CROWLEY.. so to you it was very expensive.

You were so fed up with it you just stop buying jewelry.

Well guess what, your contractual pal ( you buy him donuts every Wednesday to pet his ears bc they’re just too fluffy to not pass up) , Ruggie, asks why you aren’t wearing any jewelry.

“Well I always take off my jewelry for alchemy and when I go back to get it it’s always gone.”

…

“That jewelry was yours?”

Ruggie laughed awkwardly , he should’ve paid more attention to what jewelry you actually wore instead of just taking note you wore jewelry in general. Oops.

The awkward laugh fixed nothing.

“Give me my jewelry back.” You smiled but it wasn’t much of a smile and more of a threat hidden by a fake happy voice.

“I can’t.. I sold it.. haha..”

“This is why you can’t make any money. You’re too absorbed in ligma you don’t even think about how you would get real actual money”

“Prefect.. what is ligma..???”

“Ligma balls”

Both of you bursted out laughing.

Your laughter was so loud it caused everyone within a 100 feet radius to turn and look at you.

“But no seriously you owe me new bracelets.”