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Sippy🍉

@siphoklansan / siphoklansan.tumblr.com

❀ she/her ❀ pfp by @dibbledoodle ❀ no reposts ❀ on hiatus
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8, 14, and 19 for the oc ask?

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Anan doesn’t dislike any characters in TWST, but he is a little bit jealous of Silver! He wants to have animals flock around him too :((
I think it is self-explanatory💀
Charin doesn’t like careless people- like Floyd. So they don’t get along well. But there’s also another reason, which is because Floyd flocks around Sippy a lot and Charin has a protective-brother streak from that 😭
If Sippy were to dislike anyone, it’d be the whole NRC /hj She has high morals and the majority of them are kind of morally grey.
BUTTT aside from Crowley, she doesn’t really like Azul in the aspect that he’s really sneaky with deals and stuff, and takes advantage of people sometimes.

number 14: what are you ocs grades like? ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

Anan: Straight As, bro never disappoints‼️
Charin: also straight As, maybe an -A from time to time, he’s the type of guy that doesn’t study and still get good grades
Sippy: a B or C 🥹, but her History of Magic grades and PE is good tho!

number 15: do your ocs trust crowley? ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

Anan: He question’s Crowley’s actions. Does he trust Crowley? Partially. He’s suspicious of the guy.
Charin: He doesn’t like how slack Crowley is with NRC’s security and stuff. Charin doesn’t expect anything from Crowley so he doesn’t trust Crowley that much.
Sippy: Yes. But in an unhealthy-daddy-issues typa way. He’s like a dead beat dad, and she keeps thinking he’d make a change but he doesn’t.

TYSM FOR THE ASK TOASTY!!🥹💖🫶🫶 I had so much fun with this!!<3333

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Sippy content!
ft. Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Divus Crewel, Dire Crowley, Siphok/Sippy (yuu)
all interactions here are platonic
she’s a little silly </3
I want to give Sippy some love because I’m tired of her GB hogging them all🙄🖐️/j
Crewel being a dad frfr but I didn’t so him justice in this pic I’ll do better next time🥹

Fun Fact!

  • Siphok is Crowley’s henchman, and usually does work around the campus. She doesn’t even study at all on some days.
  • More on the first point, this causes her to fall behind on her studies. But Crowley gives her a free pass.
  • Siphok’s work on campus includes stacking up library shelves, replacing the campus’s wallpaper, cleaning the roof and the statues of the seven and many more!
  • She some time serves as a hall monitor to bring students back to class. (She doesn’t really like this job, but she gets it done by chasing the students with a face like 👹)
  • Crewel is kind of like a father figure to Sippy, and she appreciates him a lot. He helps her after class for extra studies because she sucks at them😭
  • HOWEVER, she’s really good at Magic History. So that’s a plus!

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😨 for Sippy, Pin-Cha and Anan! :3

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UGHGGUJRGIJEFUNFUEJIFK IM ACTUALLY A BIT SCARED TO REVEAL MY OWN FEAR😭 I’m not ready for someone to send a photo of my fear in my inbox but oh well :,) my refelxes are fast enough to delete an ask about it. So uh I’m really scared of butterflies and moths. Personally, PERSONALLY- they give me icks. I don’t like how their body looks. Same goes for caterpillars or any thicc bugs tbh.

Pin-Cha doesn’t like crows and are terrified of them! Everytime he visits NRC, the crows would peck at him because of his shiny accessories :(( the accessories have emotional value to him so he doesn’t wanna take it off. That said, he also doesn’t like Crowley because of his scary bird mask😭
Anan fears that he’ll lose his friends and be only again. He doesn’t mind loneliness, but after meeting Charin he fears that one day they’ll part ways. And now that Anan has made more friends, he’s even MORE scared that they’ll leave him too </3

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK THIS WAS FUN TO THINK ABOUT💖

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Halloween Collab 2023 - 0/30 ; open !

Why hello there, loyal customer; Today I'm here to announce a collab for everyone's favorite holiday which starts on august and lasts 'till the end of October; spooky season!

Accepting collaborators 22nd-30th of September; This Halloween collab will be an advent that focuses on canon x reader/viewer content; you can join as an author/artist, with a minimum of 300~ words and no upper limit. -if you're interested, take a seat.

Here is how it'll work;

Everyone who participates in this collab will pick a prompt, and post their work on the day corresponding to the prompts number; it is mainly centered around writing, though artwork can be included !

Here are a few other things you should keep in mind v

  • To join the collab you have to reblog this post + choose a prompt! + You can ask to pick your prompt through replies instead, if you'd like that; as long as you reblog the post afterwards!
  • Remember to tag me on the post so that I can see it ; All the entries for the advent will be reblogged on @/jade-s-nymph and added to the masterlist !
  • One prompt per person; each person can only claim one prompt *
  • No Dead Dove: Don't Eat content !
  • All entries have a minimum of 300 words but no upper limit ; + Artwork can be entered as long as it is accompanied by writing ! + Your writing can be formatted however you'd like as long as it meets the minimum word count, just have fun with it !
  • Tag your works properly ! including but not limited to; if there are references to how the reader looks or is described, content warnings, phobia-specific warnings (ex. blood, cramped spaces)
  • Even though event mainly centers around canon x reader content Original Characters are very welcome to join in; whether it be Fanon x reader / Fanon & reader or just to make a cameo! Take the wheel and see where it leads you. ^^
Prompts that are taken/claimed by someone will be crossed out in text (like this) ; followed by the @ of the author/artist(s) who will post their work(s) on the prompt's day !
  1. First Halloween
  2. Sweetness
  3. Tricked (or is it a treat..?)
  4. Pumpkin(s)
  5. Makeup
  6. Secret invitation
  7. Decor
  8. Love at first fright
  9. Undead(?)
  10. Fangs - @rendy-a
  11. Bewitched
  12. (Love) potion
  13. Phantom Thief
  14. Opera - @fungifanart
  15. Knight
  16. Sleeping Beauty - @siren-serenity
  17. Haunted House - @leonistic
  18. Graveyard
  19. Hunting
  20. Full Moon
  21. Siren's Song - @/twistedchatterbox ie.@/Jade-s-nymph
  22. Yokai
  23. Bandages
  24. Angelic
  25. Detective
  26. Dress-up (together)
  27. Possessed
  28. Devilish
  29. Cerberus
  30. Red Hood - @juno-of-wonderland
  31. "Once upon a time.." - @whatevermywpis
Ps. if you'd like to collab with someone on a prompt, you can! * ex. Two authors writing a 2-part fic together or writing 2 separate fics that reference each other / An author writing a fic and an artist making an illustration to go along with it. -Just remember to post the entries on the correct day, yeah?

Everyone who joins can tag their work with the tag #Spooky Chattering 2023 .

-Once again, before i finish this post; please Reblog this post so that more people can see and join, even if you don't intend to join in yourself- a collab this size needs a lot of people, after all ^^'' ...

Hey everyone! i'd appreciate more reblogs on this, even if you don't intend to join since 4-5 days are left till the collab should begin and we have... an alarming number of empty slots ;;

tagging some mutuals since i'd appreciate a boost on this;

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helloooooo for the event, what do your ocs think of Crowley? do they slander him

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JDJDJDJDH I FORGOT TO UPDATE THAT THE EVENT IS CLOSED BUT TECHNICALLY IM OPEN FOR OC INTERACTIONS SO- JUST NO ART IM SORRY 😭

Helge is respectful, and he respects the position of Crowley as he IS the headmaster (although he also sometimes find Crowley’s actions quite questionable… and sometimes stupid…)

He ain’t Kainalu’s headmaster, but he’s heard about him occasionally… he think he’s… neat? Headmaster Ambrose seems to think highly of him, as if he’s good friends with him.

Ove, Honey and Aeppermint on the other hand…

I don’t really need to explain who’s who, right?

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THE GIF LMFAOAOAOAOOAAOJXJAJXHAJSJAKZ

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TWST characters as parents (Staff)

Crowley:

  • proud bird dad
  • literally he is so proud of anything you do and will share your achievements with the rest of the staff
  • he also has a box of things that you've completed/given to him
  • childhood artwork, cards you've made, old gifts you've given to him, your first assignment and test, and even some of your old stuffed animals from when you were a kid
  • he also has a thick photo album full of pictures of you growing up
  • the kind of parent who takes so many photos
  • he looks through that photo album a lot to look back on the precious memories
  • the box and the photo albums are protected using magic
  • he will cry is something happens to them
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Please more incorrect quotes of Yuu using Earth slang I need it

Yuu- *Tposes* I, want, waffle fries!

Ace- Wtf.

Maybe Yuu overdoes it with the slang I need it

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you ask, you shall receive 💯

but first i want to take this as an opportunity to mention the fact that Yuu probably started a trend on magicam or something 😭 they probably started the "little miss" trend by sending one of the dorm leaders this 😭

but anyways-

Yuu who is always using Earth slang

(malleus introducing yuu to some of his favorite ramshackle dorm gargoyles)
Yuu: okay i like it, picasso.
malleus: ...I'm not sure that I'm familiar with the term "Picasso".

(book 1 spoiler, skip if not read)
(Yuu watching riddle overblot)
Yuu: only in ohio.
(grim, overhearing)
Grim: Ohio? Henchman what are you saying?

(first years and Yuu watching some guy trip and fall during lunch)
Yuu: dayum, that guy just took a fat L..."
Sebek: Human, are you gonna finish your sentence of not?
Yuu: Oh, sorry i forget the people here don't take any losses.(in a snarky tone)

(seeing the pomefiore trio in book 2 for the first time)
Yuu: how are they just out here looking like a complete snack.
cater: yuu...what?
riddle: i believe im starting to fear Yuu now

(eating school lunch for the first time)
yuu: no cap this shit is so good
ace: ...cap where?

(savanaclaw student A flexing how athletic they are)
Yuu, (sarcastically): oh wow really? that's soo fetch!

(during prolouge )
Crowley: the only other explanation is that you are from another planet, universe even.

Yuu: Bitch, you better be joking.

(Book three, after signing the contract)
Yuu (talking to the savanaclaw trio, adeuce, grim): Well boys, looks like we gotta finesse our way through this one.
Leona: ...we?
Ace: for the very last time Yuu, stop making up words -

(Book 5, when Vil gave everyone VDC tickets)
Yuu: These were hard to get? They probably fought over these the same way Taylor Swift fans were fighting TicketMaster.
Epel: ...Now who in the gosh darn is Taylor Swift?
Vil: Epel, watch your accent.

WAIT WAIT YALL KNOW HOW DEUCE WAS A DELINQUENT? he once called Yuu his homie so i like to think he can actually understand half of the things Yuu days 😭😭

(Yuu fending off bullies): Dawg, just leave us alone. at this point you just look like a pick me.
Ace: Dawg...? what-
Deuce: You heard my homie, leave us be.
Ace: ...Yuu was also a delinquent?

NAH CAUSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT THIS PROBABLY RUBS OF GRIM TOO-

grim eating up the school lunch: mm, the flavors are melting on my tounge!

(cue adeuce and Yuu bursting out laughing)

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(NOT PROOFREAD)

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Anonymous asked:

Headcanons of what if the reader accidentally called the staff members dad?

A/N: Gn! Reader. Hope this is what you're looking for, anon/hope you're still here cause I take forever on these 😂

"Azul asked me to bring you this paperwork," you said, handing him a stack of papers.

"Excellent, prefect. You've been incredibly helpful lately. In my generosity, I have decided to give you the next week off, and take you to a beach house!"

"Really? Thanks dad!"

  • Preens. You've made a huge mistake. Good luck to you. You will now be smothered by an overexcited crow.
  • He hasn't touched up his nest in a while. As headmaster he has no time to think about a family. But now that you called him dad, he is going home and touching up his nest so that his little chick will be comfy. Crow's like to keep their babies in the nest, some of them for years at a time. You're gonna have to tell him at some point that no, you will not be staying in a nest, you will be staying in Ramshackle to finish your education. (This will not stop him from subtly directing you in the direction of said nest)
  • He's picking at your hair, and straightening your outfit. He does that mom thing where he licks a handkerchief and tries to clean the dirt off your face. If you tell him to stop, he'll say something like, "now now, let papa help." God, I don't envy you.
  • He buys you shiny trinkets that have no value. But  he can't help his genetics. It's how he expresses affection.  You and Grim may trip over them sometimes, cause he just will drop them in the most random of places. (ex. The middle of the floor)
  • If you ever try to take it back, whether it's out of pure desperation or annoyance, he will sob. He will sob so hard. He's not trying to manipulate you. He just doesn't see what he did wrong.

He'd invited you over to dinner. 

"Yeah, I don't really have plans for the summer holiday yet, because, well, you know.."

He cut a piece of his steak, and said, "You can always stay with me. My daughter's are all grown, so they're rooms are empty. Plus they've been wanting to meet you." He gave you a soft smile, the kind of smile that made you feel safe.

"Sevens, that sounds great dad," you said with a sigh. Both of you froze.

  • He already knew you felt that way about him. But having you say it out loud fills him with fatherly pride.  It's been a while since his kids were young enough to spoil, and he's definitely missing it. Now that you've opened the box, he has all the permission he needs.
  • He'll act like everything's totally normal though. He still expects you to get your classwork in on time, and strongly discourages you from getting into trouble with your friends. But it somehow seems more insistent? Like when he sees you going to hang out with ADeuce, and he says to stay out of trouble, it sounds more like, "Dear god, please don't do anything stupid!"
  • He offers to help you with your homework a lot more often now. He had already offered from time to time before, but now it's a lot more often. Like calling him dad was giving him permission.
  • He gives you presents every once in a while. Expensive presents, wrapped in a neat box with a perfect bow. He acts like it's nothing. When he hands it to you he says how he just was passing through the store, and saw it, and thought it was something you needed. No biggie.
  • Lucius follows you around a lot now. You have no idea why…

"You were almost correct here. You need to add mustard seed, or it won't work," Crewel said as he looked over your homework with you. 

He definitely didn't have to go over your homework with you line by line, but you definitely appreciated it. 

"Oh, yeah! Thanks!" You made a note so that you wouldn't forget later.

"Not a problem. Anything for my favorite pup. Don't tell the others though," he gave you a playful wink.

"No problem, no one has to know, dad." 

Oops.

  • Oh? He might raise an eyebrow, or give you a smirk, but he won't say anything. It'll be like it never happened, and you can convince yourself he didn't hear it.
  • But he definitely did. He heard it. He goes home to his dogs that night, and picks them up, and cuddles them close, and keeps telling them, "they called me Dad!" 
  • Like I said, you can convince yourself he didn't hear it. But every once in a while he'll slip and do something that makes you wonder. Like he'll gently rub the top of your head. Or he'll tell you he understands if you don't get your homework in, just don't let it happen again. Or when your idiot friends drag you into a scheme, he'll get you an exemption from the detention that inevitably follows.
  • Crewel has a habit of adopting students already, without realizing it. Vil's your brother now, by the way.  He'll invite both of you to dinner in the guise of "checking up on my most studious pups" but it's really to just spend time with his little found family.
  • You won't know for sure he heard it, until after you graduate, when he offers to sponsor you through whatever you want to do. Cosign leases and loans, transportation to an interview, purchasing a uniform, letter of recommendation…. he'll do whatever you need, and when you're like, "Sir, I'm not sure how to repay you!" He'll say, "It's a dad's job to help out his pup." That's when the memory of that fateful day comes rushing back to you.

Sam let you work weekend shifts with him for extra cash. You didn't know how he always knew, but whenever the shop was closing, if you hadn't bought anything to eat that day, he'd get you something and have you eat it while he did closing tasks.

"I can eat this later, Sam. It's no trouble!" 

"You've done enough work, my little imp. You're no use to me if you starve to death," he laughed. "Plus your health is important to me, even outside of you working here."

"God, dad, you're just the best!" 

  • You've known him long enough to know that if he didn't hear it, his "friends" certainly did. No matter how embarrassed or flustered you are by the mistake, you know that he knows. And he won't easily forget it.
  • On the whole, your relationship doesn't change. To him, you saw him as Dad already. So that's that.  He doesn't need to change, and you don't need to change.
  • That said… now that the words have been said…he has his friends specifically watching you at all times. Just in case. If you've ever started to fall, and felt someone catch you, but when you turned around you saw no one there…that's not your guardian angel. That's your dad's shadow.
  • Okay…not everything stays the same. Merch from your favorite things are always in stock at the store from now on. Neither of you addresses it…but deep down you both know.

"You wanna be as tough as me, right? You need to do at least ten more pushups!"

"God, you're the worst, dad-"

Fuck.

  • Oh man. You've made a huge mistake. (Part two) the conversation will go as such. "Dad huh?" "Uh, I-" "Ha ha ha! Well,  you're gonna have to bulk up! Just trust your old man, he knows what's best! Fifty squats! Go!" God, you're fucked.
  • Wakes you up in the morning with a booming laugh, and a green smoothie of unknown origins. Once you chug the smoothie, with indiscernible flavor profile, it's time for your three mile jog. He'll go slow for you. If you complain he'll say, "Dad knows what's best for you! If you want to be as fit as me, this is only the beginning!" If you continue to complain,  he'll make you do a plank until you give in and join him on the run.
  • You can't look at this man and tell me he doesn't give the best hugs. Before you dropped the d word, his affection was expressed with a pat on the back. Now, when he sees you, he scoops you up in a bear hug. I don't care how tall or short you are, your feet are off the ground when he hugs you. 
  • Surprisingly? He's the most gung ho about who you want to date. Gym teachers see students at their worst and most desperate. He's seen Azul try to con his way out of flight class, Leona get flaky and take a nap, Cater attempting to split card his way out of laps…none of them are worthy of you! Besides, they can't even lift, bro! You're not from here, how are any of them supposed to protect your magicless, muscle less body? Now that he's dad, he's way more vocal about his opinions. Good luck.
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Anonymous asked:

Headcanons of what if the reader accidentally called the staff members dad?

A/N: Gn! Reader. Hope this is what you're looking for, anon/hope you're still here cause I take forever on these 😂

"Azul asked me to bring you this paperwork," you said, handing him a stack of papers.

"Excellent, prefect. You've been incredibly helpful lately. In my generosity, I have decided to give you the next week off, and take you to a beach house!"

"Really? Thanks dad!"

  • Preens. You've made a huge mistake. Good luck to you. You will now be smothered by an overexcited crow.
  • He hasn't touched up his nest in a while. As headmaster he has no time to think about a family. But now that you called him dad, he is going home and touching up his nest so that his little chick will be comfy. Crow's like to keep their babies in the nest, some of them for years at a time. You're gonna have to tell him at some point that no, you will not be staying in a nest, you will be staying in Ramshackle to finish your education. (This will not stop him from subtly directing you in the direction of said nest)
  • He's picking at your hair, and straightening your outfit. He does that mom thing where he licks a handkerchief and tries to clean the dirt off your face. If you tell him to stop, he'll say something like, "now now, let papa help." God, I don't envy you.
  • He buys you shiny trinkets that have no value. But  he can't help his genetics. It's how he expresses affection.  You and Grim may trip over them sometimes, cause he just will drop them in the most random of places. (ex. The middle of the floor)
  • If you ever try to take it back, whether it's out of pure desperation or annoyance, he will sob. He will sob so hard. He's not trying to manipulate you. He just doesn't see what he did wrong.

He'd invited you over to dinner. 

"Yeah, I don't really have plans for the summer holiday yet, because, well, you know.."

He cut a piece of his steak, and said, "You can always stay with me. My daughter's are all grown, so they're rooms are empty. Plus they've been wanting to meet you." He gave you a soft smile, the kind of smile that made you feel safe.

"Sevens, that sounds great dad," you said with a sigh. Both of you froze.

  • He already knew you felt that way about him. But having you say it out loud fills him with fatherly pride.  It's been a while since his kids were young enough to spoil, and he's definitely missing it. Now that you've opened the box, he has all the permission he needs.
  • He'll act like everything's totally normal though. He still expects you to get your classwork in on time, and strongly discourages you from getting into trouble with your friends. But it somehow seems more insistent? Like when he sees you going to hang out with ADeuce, and he says to stay out of trouble, it sounds more like, "Dear god, please don't do anything stupid!"
  • He offers to help you with your homework a lot more often now. He had already offered from time to time before, but now it's a lot more often. Like calling him dad was giving him permission.
  • He gives you presents every once in a while. Expensive presents, wrapped in a neat box with a perfect bow. He acts like it's nothing. When he hands it to you he says how he just was passing through the store, and saw it, and thought it was something you needed. No biggie.
  • Lucius follows you around a lot now. You have no idea why…

"You were almost correct here. You need to add mustard seed, or it won't work," Crewel said as he looked over your homework with you. 

He definitely didn't have to go over your homework with you line by line, but you definitely appreciated it. 

"Oh, yeah! Thanks!" You made a note so that you wouldn't forget later.

"Not a problem. Anything for my favorite pup. Don't tell the others though," he gave you a playful wink.

"No problem, no one has to know, dad." 

Oops.

  • Oh? He might raise an eyebrow, or give you a smirk, but he won't say anything. It'll be like it never happened, and you can convince yourself he didn't hear it.
  • But he definitely did. He heard it. He goes home to his dogs that night, and picks them up, and cuddles them close, and keeps telling them, "they called me Dad!" 
  • Like I said, you can convince yourself he didn't hear it. But every once in a while he'll slip and do something that makes you wonder. Like he'll gently rub the top of your head. Or he'll tell you he understands if you don't get your homework in, just don't let it happen again. Or when your idiot friends drag you into a scheme, he'll get you an exemption from the detention that inevitably follows.
  • Crewel has a habit of adopting students already, without realizing it. Vil's your brother now, by the way.  He'll invite both of you to dinner in the guise of "checking up on my most studious pups" but it's really to just spend time with his little found family.
  • You won't know for sure he heard it, until after you graduate, when he offers to sponsor you through whatever you want to do. Cosign leases and loans, transportation to an interview, purchasing a uniform, letter of recommendation…. he'll do whatever you need, and when you're like, "Sir, I'm not sure how to repay you!" He'll say, "It's a dad's job to help out his pup." That's when the memory of that fateful day comes rushing back to you.

Sam let you work weekend shifts with him for extra cash. You didn't know how he always knew, but whenever the shop was closing, if you hadn't bought anything to eat that day, he'd get you something and have you eat it while he did closing tasks.

"I can eat this later, Sam. It's no trouble!" 

"You've done enough work, my little imp. You're no use to me if you starve to death," he laughed. "Plus your health is important to me, even outside of you working here."

"God, dad, you're just the best!" 

  • You've known him long enough to know that if he didn't hear it, his "friends" certainly did. No matter how embarrassed or flustered you are by the mistake, you know that he knows. And he won't easily forget it.
  • On the whole, your relationship doesn't change. To him, you saw him as Dad already. So that's that.  He doesn't need to change, and you don't need to change.
  • That said… now that the words have been said…he has his friends specifically watching you at all times. Just in case. If you've ever started to fall, and felt someone catch you, but when you turned around you saw no one there…that's not your guardian angel. That's your dad's shadow.
  • Okay…not everything stays the same. Merch from your favorite things are always in stock at the store from now on. Neither of you addresses it…but deep down you both know.

"You wanna be as tough as me, right? You need to do at least ten more pushups!"

"God, you're the worst, dad-"

Fuck.

  • Oh man. You've made a huge mistake. (Part two) the conversation will go as such. "Dad huh?" "Uh, I-" "Ha ha ha! Well,  you're gonna have to bulk up! Just trust your old man, he knows what's best! Fifty squats! Go!" God, you're fucked.
  • Wakes you up in the morning with a booming laugh, and a green smoothie of unknown origins. Once you chug the smoothie, with indiscernible flavor profile, it's time for your three mile jog. He'll go slow for you. If you complain he'll say, "Dad knows what's best for you! If you want to be as fit as me, this is only the beginning!" If you continue to complain,  he'll make you do a plank until you give in and join him on the run.
  • You can't look at this man and tell me he doesn't give the best hugs. Before you dropped the d word, his affection was expressed with a pat on the back. Now, when he sees you, he scoops you up in a bear hug. I don't care how tall or short you are, your feet are off the ground when he hugs you. 
  • Surprisingly? He's the most gung ho about who you want to date. Gym teachers see students at their worst and most desperate. He's seen Azul try to con his way out of flight class, Leona get flaky and take a nap, Cater attempting to split card his way out of laps…none of them are worthy of you! Besides, they can't even lift, bro! You're not from here, how are any of them supposed to protect your magicless, muscle less body? Now that he's dad, he's way more vocal about his opinions. Good luck.
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