When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts

memes from 2018

you people will call anything butch

STOP WATCHING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

that weird butch you like is walking around shirtless in its room eating a bagel

from this post^ tried to reblog but it didnt work :/

i love when you do a uquiz and youre not weird in the same way as the quiz maker or their friend group so you get the "im a boring normie" result even though youre living the Laios lifestyle

neurospicies when you dont signal your autism and queerness using a socially agreed upon code of clothing, music, and aesthetics

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

why is mike tyson hopping out of a two decade retirement to fight jake paul

what is happening

the toad strips the ego

no lie this picture is fucking breaking my heart. the teenager who made this way back when really went for the throat with the tagline "where everyone is happy". No "where you can fangirl freely" not even a melodramtic "where the strange and wonderful can meet in peace". Not a single reference to the tumblr culture of the time. Just the most primal, gut wrenching urge of an awkward high school student to long for a place where not only they, but also everyone else can simply be happy. I hope you found your happiness random blogger, wherever you are.

i love twitter i love twitter i love twitter

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

I'm genuinely surprised Reichblr is still alive, I haven't been involved with it since 2013.

Especially on Tumblr, this website is notorious for being oversensitive, and yet there's a huge underground community of people on here interested in the Third Reich (its history, the people behind it, the uniforms, etc)

I mean, I'm not angry about it (I'm autistic so I eat this stuff up lmao), it's one of my longest special interests, clocking in for 13 years now.

Meanwhile on Instagram, people who draw Third Reich content get told to kill themselves, harassed n shit. Yep. I've experienced that myself. I can't believe it's safer to post Third Reich artwork/photographs on here than it is on IG.

Anyways enough yapping lol bye

I REMEMBER YOU