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i'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

@sing-you-fools

Rhye ✨️ any pronouns except she ✨️ 30s ✨️ original thoughts here ✨️ reblogs @theglamourswornthin ✨️ art @getsketched
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WANTED!!!!!

for the crime of stealing a chicken nugget off the table, dropping it at my feet, and meowing at me to play fetch with her

PUMPKIN [🎶Killer Queen🎶] THE CAT

(her middle name is the song Killer Queen in case that wasn't clear)

Aliases: Punky, Punky Butt, Punky Muffy Fluffy Puffy, Punx, Tenement Punxter, Baby, Orangest Cat

Known Relations:

  • Ghost [🎶I Want To Break Free🎶] The Cat (Aliases: Ghostie Ghost who Meows the Most, The Supervisor, Ghostie GHOOOOOST, Sweetie): Sister
  • Bat [🎶We Will Rock You🎶] The Cat (Aliases: Lil Bat the Fluffy Cat, Snuggliest Boi, Orangest Cat [Derogatory], My Idiot Son): Brother
  • Zoombini [🎶Fat Bottomed Girls🎶] The Cat (Aliases: Zoom, Zoomy, ZoomyZoom, Zoomcat, The Zoomcat, Stop Eating The Kittens' Food): Adopted aunt who hates her, sort of a Count Olaf situation but that the kittens have no fortune

THIS CAT HAS A HISTORY OF CRIME AND MISDEEDS. She might chew on you if you pick her up but she tries to be gentle. She is very cute and snuggly and that is why she gets away with it all. She will be getting away with this too I just want her to come back so I can take a picture of her with the nugget

#pumpkin the cat#the monsters#kitty criminal#wanted for her crimes#thief#orange cat#orange kitty#mischievous#queen#queen band#it's what freddie would want#sing-you-fools
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