Simply Stefanie Rae

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here. 

I could have been Lesbert or Robley I think I’m good. Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.

fUCKING TARZANNE

THEORINE FUCK ING

Thierranne or Annery? cool omg Oo

They literally could just name me one of their names, since both have names ending in “-ndy”.

it’s bakk