3 Reasons why Pterodactyls Make the Best Boyfriends
1. They can fly.
Don’t people say they want someone to sweep them off their feet? Well, pterodactyls can do that…literally.
It would be so nice to be held in such powerful wings. And not only is it swoon worthy, it’s just practical. Think of how much traffic you could avoid.
2. A pterodactyl = exclusive.
Living in the city—or even the suburbs for that matter—means you’re probably not going to be seeing large, wild beasts often. Wouldn’t it be awesome to be one of the very few that has claimed a pterodactyl as their partner-in-crime? All of your friends will be green with envy.
3. Their chests flame red when they’re interested.
Does your boyfriend do that? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Read all about going primal in Alan Cumyn’s Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend, out March 22nd, 2016!