Me: I'll just write a short ficlet about this novel I just finished
Also Me, 7k words later: Someone make it stop
This just in “things about adult life I was very much not prepared for”: I’ve found a hoard of silverfish in my bathroom. Chlorine seems to kill ‘em all right but now my bathroom is full with dead insects and I’m severly grossed out. I’m not usually squirmish when it comes to insects but I don’t like to have crawling things in my flat. As soon as the chlorine cleaner dried, I’ll have to vacume clean those fuckers away and pray that none survived.
a moment of silence for the fact that I’m still unable to play pokemon go because my phone apparently hates me
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“If you had hopes to see Batman’s dead sidekick Jason Todd, aka Robin, rise from the grave as a villain in an adaptation of Under the Red Hood, a new report says it’s not going to happen. Why? Because it would be too similar to Marvel’s Winter Soldier storyline.” [x]
starsapphire
*flips table* are you fucking kidding me
I've got no Idea™ what I'm doing and I'm starting to think that most of the people I'm citing don't know what their talking about either.
Me, a respectable academic, bullshiting their way through a paper
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Huh! Who knew?
this physically hurts me I’m still laughing though
I just saw the tesaer for next weeks episode of Gothan and I’m very much not okay
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Frankenstein in pop-culture: Ha ha! You fools! I have wrought life upon this monstrosity! It's alive! Bwhahahahaha!
Frankenstein in the book: *the necromancy equivalent of writing an essay at 4am then looking at the incomprehensible mess next day and screaming*
Time to be a grown up and call my electricity provider to ask what the fuck is wrong with them. They just send me a bill that is twice as high as what I’m supposed to pay. With payments twice a month. What? The? Hell?
that moment when you realize that you’ve read all the good fanfiction about a certain character and will now have to dig through the trash to get your fix
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I GOT JARETH!
thesidewindersleepsinacoil
BERLIN FUCK YES
DAMN IT I didn’t get Ziggy. How didn’t I get Ziggy? Not that I dislike Jareth or anything but I still object. @metamorpher
I don’t mean to imply that some higher entity wants me to procrastinate but the source I should be working on is the only website that doesn’t load, so...
Me: *uses painting software for hours without saving* lol how much would it suck if the program would crash now
Program: *crashes beautifully*
Dear Buffy writers,
I didn’t complain when you decided to define Willow as lesbian instead of bi. I thought to myself: Shouldn’t I be grateful for what I’m given? Isn’t it a big step already to have a gay main character in the 90’s?
But now I’m honestly cross with you. WHY THE HELL COULDN’T YOU LET ANDREW COME OUT AS BI? HE DID SHOW ATTRACTION TO BOTH GENDERS THROUGH-OUT THE SERIES SCREW YOUR COMICS I DON’T ACCEPT THIS I HAVEN’T WAITED ALL THESE YEARS FOR HIM TO COME OUT JUST TO GET THE SAME CRAPPY SIMPLYFICATIONS YOU GAVE ME BACK IN 1999!
Sincerely, someone who loved your show and thinks the comics are ok but will never forgive you for ignoring the existence of their sexuality.
Ps: Honestly, why do you hate us so much?