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tma good ending: they go find the do not open guy and he finds a calm and unexpectedly practical way to stop the watcher's crown, thus destroying elias "drama" bouchard
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As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
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Dumbledore: it’s your mother’s love for you that protects you, Harry, and as long as you’re in the presence of her blood relatives, Voldemort can’t touch you.
Harry: but professor, how come do you know so much about this magic while Voldemort didn’t even know it existed?
Dumbledore, who married his dark wizard boyfriend after dating for 2 weeks: I’m a dumb gay, Harry
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