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imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves
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I can’t belive I actually did it.
Me: Okay let’s fill out some forms for my term abroad
Form: Please select your gender
Me: Oh for fucks sake...
Form:
*actually allows three different options apart from male and female*
Me: ◕ᴗ◕✿
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an offering
YOU JUST KILLED ME
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m4ge-deactivated20210331
I’m just gonna dedicate an entire post to this gorgeous copy of Les Mis I got for Christmas??? I can’t stop staring at it??
I JUST STARTED TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE AND CHOCKED ON A MOTHERFUCKING POTATO NYGMOBBLEPOT IS CANON WHAT IS HAPPENING I’M DYING HELP I DON’T WANT TO WATCH THE REST OF THE EPISODE THIS WILL END IN TRAGEDY
I need a boot of The Fix or I’ll never get those tunes out of my head
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Custom dress by Mak Tumang
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weesprigofzest-deactivated20221
My interim project is complete, and it took less than 48 hours.
I transcend your paltry notions of gender.
Q, “Q-In.Law”, Star Trek Expanded Universe Novel
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someone: saying "they" in a singular sentence just feels so uncomfortable
me: existing in this cissesxist and transphobic society that continues to gender my body without my permission according to their weird arbitrary binary system is also uncomfortable but I manage, Helen
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I literally cannot believe what just happened? A tall beanpole of a man comes storming frantically into the gallery and this happens,
Him: Drawing paper.
Me: Excuse me?
Him: DRAWING PAPER.
Me: I’m sorry, I’m confused?
Him: DO. YOU. SELL. DRAWING. PAPER?? *Begins miming drawing on paper*
Me: No.
Him: DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
Me: Yes. And French. And all you had to do was ask in clear terms that you wanted to buy drawing paper. If you just direct yourself left a few doors down you will find Dicketts. They sell drawing paper. We are a gallery. We sell paper that has already been drawn on.
Him: …
You could tell from everything about him that he was one of those people who gives people shit for their poor English and tells people who aren’t completely 100% white to ‘go back to their own country’ and honestly I’m glad I got to take him down a notch.
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Harry Potter book sets to match your Hogwarts House
forestsandfoxes
screaming
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gatisss
jesusfuck
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I don’t know where this is from, but…
Between this and that Toyota commercial-
Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think.
Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king.