nerd-inary disaster

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

Livin the life.

i learned that you can get paid to live on the Greek island of Syros and care for 55 cats (x)

congratulations

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats

You have only made her stronger.

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

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Scruffy cats here to tell you you’re just fine 

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every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

peter pettigrew traumatized us

some of my clearest childhod memories are of our late cat talking to me. I now, ratonally, that I must have made that up or dreamt it or whatever but it still fucks me up

Catwoman lending out cats to certain rogues that are trying to get on the straight in narrow for support and comfort.

Riddler thinking about going back to his old ways? 

Selina: Eddie, you’re a smart man. What will happen to your cat if you get thrown back into Arkham?

Ed: They won’t be properly cared for.

Selina: That’s right and is that what you want for them?

Ed: … No.

Problem solved!

Arnold Wesker gets a kitten that’s constantly sneezing but you can be darn sure that there’s a follow up ‘bless you’ after each sneeze.

A kleptomaniac cat wiggles itself into Jervis’ heart when they keep bringing him ‘gifts’.

Harvey has a calico cat with a penchant for quality petting sessions.

It took some time to warm up to the old fat fuzzball but even Crane couldn’t deny that his new companion provided a sense of comfort.