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nerd-inary disaster

@simaraknows / simaraknows.tumblr.com

that queer nerd who keeps ranting about literature
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mongolman101

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

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wombatking

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

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janothar

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

#yes#dc#mutuals sending me good riddler content will forever be my weak spot#riddler#edward nygma#quality content
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impulse bought two comic books at the train station yesterday and... contemporary Batman writers are trying so hard to make the Riddler edgy and dark like??? just let him be a nerd who would rather go down with his head held high then to stoop so low as to fire a gun. let him be insecure under all that arogance. let him pose on unsuspecting tables. let him have his henchwomen. just don’t pretend you’ve turned him into a ‘’’better’’’ vilain because he’s blowing up people left and right. that’s so unoriginal. we’ve already got villains like that. let us keep Eddie Nygma, hot mess™. also let that boy shave what’s up with all the stubble reccently

#edward nygma#riddler#batman#psa#rant#rogues gallery#i feel old
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billdenbroing

Honestly, if at any point Gotham tries to convince me that Edward ‘seducing men is a perfectly legit way to get what I want’ Nygma

that Edward ‘I’m on first name basis with a swol leatherclad employee of a sex club’ Nygma

that Edward ‘tries to get Batman to indulge him in a date’ Nygma

that Edward ‘it didn’t bother me at all that my best friend, a dude, was in love with me, but that he killed my girlfriend and lied about it to my face and was perfectly fine with getting into a relationship with me under those circumstances’ Nygma

is straight, I’m going to laugh in their face. You can’t make me give up my bisexual child.

#someone finally said it#evidence#batman#gotham#nygmobblepot#shipping#fandom#edward nygma#riddler#oswald cobblepot#penguin#the truth#fandom discourse
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