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@simaraknows / simaraknows.tumblr.com

that queer nerd who keeps ranting about literature
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in french you dont say “i love you” you say “permets-tu” which is closer to “do you permit it?” i love that. “do you permit it” you are hot and blond and we are going to die. you are like a statue or a god or an angel. i am really gay for you.

wtf we don’t say “permets-tu”????????????

wtf we don’t say “permets-tu” we say “je t’aime” you dumbass

french people who dont get les miserables jokes

Grantaire: Permets-tu?

Enjolras: wtf we don’t say “permets-tu” we say “je t’aime” you dumbass

(argument ensues)

Soldiers: *look one another in confusion* *slowly lower their arms* Maybe… we should give them a minute?

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