Riddler is both an annoying menace who is a danger to himself and others (but mostly himself) AND a pathetic traumatized twink who gets bitch slapped every other issue. In this essay I will
Riddles & Lies
Summary: It's Eddie's first stay in Arkham and they sorely need a protector.
Rated M for sexual content and consent issues.
#Twiddler#Edward Nygma#The Riddler#Harvey Dent#Two Face#Jonathan Crane#The Scarecrow#Batman#fanfiction#Lukawrites#self promo#listen I have been gone for years but I wrote some twiddler and have a pathological need for validation ok#nsfw fanfiction#dead dove do not eat#unless you are like me and really enjoy the taste of dead dove#nonbinary Riddler#nonbinary Eddie Nygma#yes the usp of this fic is that its twiddler with nonbinary Eddie yes I know the audience for this is almost nonexistent#that's why I'm trying to pimp this on tumblr ok#full transparency I'm not used to my fics underperforming as much as this one did so this is a matter of ego now#batman rogues#rogues gallery#can't believe I've been gone for this long and its still impossible to rearange tags after writing them
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Look at this totally canon panel.
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i think about this panel a lot
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Riddler is just like this™
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comics fans really are like. i love this character they’re my favorite but i hate every single appearance they’ve ever been in. no this isn’t contradictory.
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I love when Etrigan is just the DCU’s Bugs Bunny.
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Batman: You have the right to remain silent.
Riddler: I choose to waive that right.
Riddler: *SCREAMING*
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Gotham citizen: How many children do you have, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there’s a difference.
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It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick
Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing all black is gonna get hit by a truck. That’s his safety uniform
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My concept for cinematic Batman is a double-feature, two movies released at the same time. One of them is a prestigious true crime mockumentary exploring the various in-universe theories as to Batman’s secret identity, which leaves the question unsolved at the end. Bruce Wayne is not mentioned as a possibility except maybe as a quickly-dismissed fringe theory. The second movie is a Wayne family reality series in the vein of “keeping up with the Kardashians” which never mentions Bruce’s second life. When viewed together, it’ll be obvious Bruce Wayne is Batman, but each one viewed individually will seem to make it obvious Bruce and Batman can’t POSSIBLY be the same guy.
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everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season
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I can’t believe no one has drawn this yet. lol. Edward why you like ‘dis?
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Bruce and Clark swapping costumes in Batman #37
